> clearly stating [...]
I don't think #1 and #2 are of interest to users, all the users care about is when they type "imgz.org/myimage.png" the image loads. #3 should be rather clear from the fact that you have to pay, hopefully.
> This humor reminds me of a 20yo me in college, a time when my sense of narcissism was way outperforming my sense of good taste.
Thank you, that's exactly what I was going for!