How much should you have to pay for unlimited bandwidth, hosting, downloads, user ratings, reviews, feedback, crash logs, showing up in searches, the chance to get featured, and other features like CloudKit etc.?
> Apple is demanding what amounts to a non-trivial amount of creative control over the visual appearance of games
Where did you get that from?
How is that different from Steam, Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony not allowing certain types of content on their platforms? For example, you can't show explicit pornography in your game and expect it to be approved anywhere.
As for not allowing "blue screens of death, simulated error, glitch art, brokeness" that TFA complains about:
Have you seen those "YOUR PC IS INFECTED BY 42 VIRUSES!! CLICK HERE TO CLEAN SYSTEM32! PERMANENT HARD DISK DELETION IN 2 SECONDS!!!" ads?
What if apps start doing that for fun then charge in-app purchases to clean the in-game viruses?
Would you want the job of being an arbiter over whether something like that is malicious deception which preys upon user naïveté, or just a cute quirky joke?