Then perhaps this would interest you: https://pi-hole.net/
You are posting here, so at least internet access you should have :)
EDIT: What about a magic mirror? https://forum.magicmirror.builders/
You are posting here, so at least internet access you should have :)
EDIT: What about a magic mirror? https://forum.magicmirror.builders/
I also considered a magic mirror, but my problem with a magic mirror is that I don't have the tools necessary to build my own frame.