Because my 4 year old son needs help wiping his ass. He’s 4, 4 year olds need help brushing teeth and wiping ass. Maybe your kids are perfect behaving prodigies who never needed help. My kid needs help.

Because as soon as you start doing something else, they are magically instantly done with whatever they're doing. They are attention grabbers that make 40 yo Twitter wine moms look like amateurs.