I bet it would take me three hours to make a new account, for the same reason.
Try making an account for Microsoft's iot cloud thing. Good luck.
Edit: https://youtu.be/lfby-SOWWqQ
So, holy shit, somehow it auto populated maybe using Google smart Lock, and logged me straight in... To an account I don't remember ever creating. No contacts or anything so it's not my old legacy account. Lemme see about logging in on my old one
Edit2: guess it's time for me to eat my own words. I definitely remember this being an absolute nightmare. Turns out the hardest part was accessing my decade and a half old Yahoo account https://youtu.be/QVLz08OiMGk all my old contacts are lost though :( bye bye old WoW guildmates
I do maintain that the iot site is garbage and I still can't log in or create an account on it.