Technical writers should write scientific experimentation papers because the purpose of the papers is to explain the experiment to people.

I still talk to a rubber duck when writing code that I don't have to explain to anybody (probably).

The purpose of an academic paper isn't to explain anything, it's to force the student to form an idea about a thing, then find and apply evidence to support that idea. The purpose is learning, and demonstrating to the professor proof that they have learned.

None of those boxes get ticked if you pay someone to write your papers.

And nah, Shakespeare lit 101 is not the place where you "learn how the world works" by demonstrating how you can "game the system" by paying someone else to do the work. The professor is concerned with the students learning about Shakespeare and maybe a bit about literary criticism, that's it.