FNM is where all the Pro Tour wannabes go to 11. It's why your LGS is packed for Monday Night Modern but can't get eight people to show up to make a top 8 list for FNM. If they don't scoop out of frustration, they'll stare at their hand looking for cards that aren't there.
More like commander at the dive bar.
Hah! You know I really sat for a minute staring at my response thinking about changing it to "new commander player" but decided not to.