This is like the last few rounds of a game of Monopoly where the losing opponent tries just about anything (including begging for money) to stay in the game as long as possible.
Or Magic: The Gathering. Let me just look at my hand just a few more times. Surely there's a response to this!
Found the FNM player.
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FNM is where all the Pro Tour wannabes go to 11. It's why your LGS is packed for Monday Night Modern but can't get eight people to show up to make a top 8 list for FNM. If they don't scoop out of frustration, they'll stare at their hand looking for cards that aren't there.
More like commander at the dive bar.
Hah! You know I really sat for a minute staring at my response thinking about changing it to "new commander player" but decided not to.