You're wrong, and I've explained this upthread.
>Think about food recipes.
Do you have experience with non-imperative programming paradigms? I'm sorry to say that the comparison to recipes in this context seems fairly naive.
>People have been chasing the unicorn of software correctness proofs for 60 years, with a notable lack of generalizable success (there are plenty of toy examples, of course).
Static type systems are arguably a product of this, especially advanced ones like Haskell's.
>What usually happens is that the "programming is math" people come up with some bizarre academic language that no real-world programmer would use unless forced to do so at gunpoint (followed by the new language sinking without a trace).
Now you're just being anti-intellectual. The whole point is that the real-world programmers are stumbling into all this crap constantly without realizing it. It's completely fucking unavoidable and very much tied up with the fact that programming is math. The only question is what you choose to do about that: learn the math, or stay ignorant.
I don't mean to be condescending but I find comparing UML diagrams and proof assistants a little offensive (among other things), and it suggests you don't know what you're talking about. Modern proof assistants and other formal techniques like dependent typing happen while you're programming (Idris/Agda) or generate programs themselves (Coq), they aren't some sort of Waterfall-ish thing where you have to deal with all the ceremony before you start to get shit done. On the contrary, you get shit done, and it works better when you're done with it too.