Did you really just complain that REST is bad because you couldn't find an auto-generation tool to do your work for you? Because that's hilarious.
Also, you don't seem to have looked terribly hard, because there are a few really powerful tools out there for autogenerating server and client code for REST APIs, as well as mock servers and a whole host of other tooling (See: Swagger, RAML, API Blueprint for starting points).