I'm in the "I hear this all the time" category. Personally if somebody writes that they break the rules a lot it's a huge turn-off, because my business partners need to be professional and reliable. Living in in your parents basement and writing the post on Saturday night doesn't strike me as positive, I don't know why you'd mention that. Despite the many accomplishments you don't make a point of what you offer, unless it's app ideas, resilience and equity ... and that's exactly what I (full developers in general I think) hear all the time.
You should add an email address to your profile https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=hahahello