1. I live in my mom's basement. But I know how to hustle. Well. For one of my apps I snuck through tsa at the airport to market the app. I've made the most bizarre promo videos. I know how to hack the iTunes/Google Play stores, among other things.

2. That's fine, as I know design/marketing pretty well. If you know how to make mobile apps at least decently well and know back-end, let's talk.