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That being said, I think there is something to be said for diversity of culture, and perhaps better more fluid translation services are the true solution.
Or, get a laptop with built in GPS and 3G internet, and hack the firmware to autoemail you the location on boot-up.
That's just not how it works pal. Everyone is bound to be wrong in the long run. Sorry.
For those who aren't looking forward to a lame video, the basic idea is this:
e^(pi)(i) = -1.
Why?
Because you can express e^x as a taylor series:
e^x = 1 + x + x^2/2! + x^3/3! + ... thus e^ix = 1 + ix + ix^2/2! + ix^3/3! + .. e^ix = (1 - x^2/2! + x^4/4! + ..) + i(x - x^3/3!+x^5/5!+...) implies e^ix = cosx + isinx
because those parenthetical quantities are the taylor series for cosx and sinx respectively
So, e^i(pi) = cos(pi) + isin(pi). = -1 + i(0) = -1
Intelligence
As a group, the crows show remarkable examples of intelligence, and Aesop's fable of The Crow and the Pitcher shows that humans have long viewed the crow as an intelligent animal. Crows and ravens often score very highly on intelligence tests. Certain species top the avian IQ scale. Crows in the northwestern U.S. show modest linguistic capabilities and the ability to relay information over great distances, live in complex, hierarchic societies involving hundreds of individuals with various "occupations", and have an intense rivalry with the area's less socially advanced ravens. Wild hooded crows in Israel have learned to use bread crumbs for bait-fishing. Crows will engage in a kind of mid-air jousting, or air-"chicken" to establish pecking order.
One species, the New Caledonian Crow, has also been intensively studied recently because of its ability to manufacture and use its own tools in the day-to-day search for food, including dropping seeds into a heavy trafficked street and waiting for a car to crush them open. On October 5, 2007, researchers from the University of Oxford, England presented data acquired by mounting tiny video cameras on the tails of New Caledonian Crows. It turned out that they use a larger variety of tools than previously known, plucking, smoothing and bending twigs and grass stems to procure a variety of foodstuffs. Crows in Queensland Australia have learned how to eat the toxic cane toad by flipping the cane toad on its back and violently stabbing the throat where the skin is thinner, allowing the crow to access the non-toxic innards; their long beaks ensure that all of the innards can be removed.
Lot of build up for the pain body, bro.
Then I got a job [still in 10th grade] writing a robot for some woman in Canada. This was fundamentally a huge thing, because it opened my eyes to the possibility that I, despite my lack of formal credentials, could generate income based on my skillset.
Honestly I haven't touched perl in years, and now most of my hacking is in PHP/JavaScript, and honestly I'm happy that I don't have to deal with perl anymore...but it definitely gives me some cred.
Llama book 4 lyfe!
It's super-easy to use, too.
Exchange for chat + email + texting, all specced out with an API for easy integration into browser-side clients...