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A slop machine, what's that??
*my feeling are very hurt that this link won't hotlink
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A slop machine, what's that??
*my feeling are very hurt that this link won't hotlink
Traditionally we call that "2/3", but what do I know of statistics and reporting?
I don't want kids who think [incompetent] typography is hip designing my laptop, even if they use said laptop. Good type on Apple marketing says "don't worry, we hire boring people to do make your computer work". This looks like incompetence on the part of some designer IMO.
Also: if Apple wants the hip kids to know they are being marketed to, they just show a picture of a hip kid using their computer to do trashy type.
* I didn't mention any page layout programs on purpose.
I mean. Except if your pedestrian example does not reflect reality, then that is bad.
On the other hand it is kind of the perfect name for Yet Another AI Website Maker (YAAWM?).
I have a degree in design, I paid good money to have bad type piss me off.
1)Seems like if the ais knew it was a game, then theyd go nuklear because why not. If they did NOT know it was a game... well have you ever tried to use an ai to do ANYTHING antsocial? They refuse all day long!
2) seems like a fun thing to set up on your own. Id do it like a tabletop game with a computer DM to decide the outcomes ofveach turn. Maybe a human in the loop to make sure the numbers made sense.
If a headline asks a yes/no question, the answer is "no".
Do NOT write a professional cover letter. Crack a joke. Use quirky language. Be overly familiar. A dash of TMI. Do NOT think about what you are going to say, just write a bunch of crazy-pants. Once your intro is too long, cut the fat. Now add professional stuff. You are not writing a cover letter, you are writing a caricature of a cover letter.
You just made the recruiter/HR/person doing interviews smile***. They remember your cover letter. In fact they repeat your objectively-unprofessional-yet-insightful joke to somebody else. You get the call. You are hired.
This will turn off some employers. You didn't want to work for them anyway.
* admittedly I have not sought work via resume in more than 15 years. ymmv
** Once a friend found a cover letter I had written in somebody's corp blog titled "Either the best or worst cover letter of all time" (or words to that effect). In it I had claimed that I could get the first 80% of their work done on schedule, but that the second 80% and third 80% would require unknown additional time. (note: I did not get the call)
*** unless they are using AI to read cover letters, but I repeat: you didn't want to work for them anyway.