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ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
Work at a place that has to deal with regular external audits

I did.

ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
What the hell relevance does this have?

There were hundreds of developers at Siebel. There were hundreds of developers at Peoplesoft. There are hundreds of developers at Sungard. There are hundreds of developers at Oracle. There are hundreds of developers at SAP.

The difference is, unlike (in increasing order) Microsoft, Apple or Nintendo those companies don't give a shit and produce a crappy product.

Now stop changing the goalposts. You claimed that the SAAS people were whining, that they were no good, and that their stuff was easy to do, and that's why they were wrong to complain about the shitty state of entreprise software.

I showed that your claim against the SAAS people was ad-hom, and showed how entreprise software was way worse than what your average four year old has access to.

You moved the goalposts, and claimed that doesn't count because the games people are in the business of experience. So I came up with Excel, which is in the business of business, and which basically runs Wall Street. (There are many other examples, that easily trounce "entreprise" software. MS SQL is one of them.)

Now you're moving the goalposts again, to say why Excel doesn't count. It would be far more honest for you to just admit that the SAAS people are right, and that entreprise software sucks.

And it's for no other reason than that the vendors are cheap bastards who care about nothing other than making a buck.

They don't want to put the effort in to make entreprise software any good because it would cost a lot and hence lower their margins. Nothing less, and certainly nothing more.

ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
For what problem domain?

For using it at all without tearing your hair out

ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
Yeah because the people outsourced from IBM Consulting or Tata to roll out your entreprise software deployments are so much better than terrible games programmers like Tim Sweeney or David Braben </sarcasm>
ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
You were shooting down the article by disparaging web and app developers, claiming that entreprise apps were ooh so haaaaard, implying that they required lots of expertise to build. Bullshit. In actual fact, entreprise software can be little more than a trivial skin over a database, with a sprinkle of domain logic.

The games example was just to show something that is really hard. I don't need the UI to be game quality; I'll settle for just the same quality as Excel.

And by the way, there is some unusable entreprise software out there. You seem unconcerned with the unhappiness its piss-poor UI causes for users so long as it's "efficient".

Take a look at Lotus Notes and tell me just how "efficient" it is.

ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
Take a look at Eve Online, and then take a look at Siebel Systems, and then try and tell me MMOs are simpler than entreprise software...
ucee054··on Why Enterprise Software Sucks: 6 Years Later
"most SAAS projects" are not the ones setting the bar.

The video games people set the bar. And they are shit-hot. And they produce stuff that even a 4 year old can use.

And the problems the video game people solve are more complex than your typical schlubby entreprise app. In the case of MMORPGs, infinitely more so - and they have to deal with compliance and accuracy as well, because they are dealing with stuff like credit card data.

The problem is that the entreprise software buyer is not the user, he just gets to inflict the stuff on others - a perverse incentive.

I've worked on entreprise software in more than one big-name company, and I'm embarrassed by what they ordered me to deliver. One time a friend of mine, who had to use my company's malfunctioning stuff, even phoned me up at work to curse me for it.

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
Look, I have actually studied p2p. I'm sure you have not. I doubt, for example, that you could quote off-the-top-of-your-head the research papers relevant to p2p.

If you had done your homework, you'd realize that p2p has been around since the nineties, and its only successes have been some weird military-type applications, file sharing, file distribution and Skype.

So p2p is not a new, superior paradigm about to burst into the mainstream, only being held back because of Moaning Minnies like me not pushing it hard enough.

It is actually an old, tired, second-hand, inferior technology that has been failing to go mainstream for twenty years.

"Please don't argue about a tech that appears too complex it can't suit old people"

You actually have to read what I wrote.

Part 1: I explained to you how technology is deployed to suit people who can't deal with complexity: an engineer builds it into a product/service for them - making the service simple enough to use.

Part 2: I explained to you why said engineer would never use p2p for said service: because all the bandwidth is available in the centre.

You know, to make a p2p system that can even approach the ballpark performance of a centralized system, you have to deal with connection asymmetry, connection heterogeneity, overlay construction and churn tolerance. You'll have a devil of a time just deploying and testing the fucking thing, forget about development. And you still get a less performant system overall.

The tech doesn't "appear" complex, it IS complex. For Grandma to be able to use it, the poor sods in Engineering have to make it "appear" simple, which makes the complexity THEIR problem.

This is NOT something any sane engineer would want if he could avoid it by getting Grandma what she wants by using a simpler alternative. Like a central server, for example.

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
No, I'm accusing the whole damn company of being the rogue innovator. Personally I find Office impossible because the UI keeps "revving" so I can never find the features I want and which I was using happily 10 years ago.

On another note, I thought you might find this amusing:

http://vigor.sourceforge.net/

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
How many? I don't know, but I do know that Grandma wants to send the photos from last night's birthday party to Aunt Tillie back in the old country. And neither is on bittorrent.

I think the mistake you are making is that you think "most people" = you, whereas in reality "most people" = Grandma.

If you are the guy responsible for building some internet service for Grandma to use, you will always go centralized, because that's where the bandwidth is.

p2p only wins in some weird edge cases - in file sharing it's in part not to enable copyright holders to shut the system down through legal action against single points of failure.

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
Let's say you want to send a multimedia collection from your co-lo to someone in a different continent, via a relay.

You might be able to relay it via (someone like) me, because I get megabits per second download, but I get much less upload, so your target is in for a tedious wait.

But, if you send it via Amazon web services, you might be able to direct connect to their hosting centre near you. From there, you could get a gigabit per second over Amazon's own network to a centre near your target where he/she can download from - instantaneous.

And we're not even talking about Amazon's datacentre internal networks, where you might be able to arrange for 10 gigabits.

Centralized beats decentralized by orders of magnitude. Sorry.

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
The bandwidth in the centre of the network is way higher than the bandwidth in the access network, because to increase the bandwidth in the access network you have to do very expensive stuff like digging up the road to lay optical fibres.

Result: The internet will always be centralized. Deal with it.

ucee054··on Was Joel wrong?
What's the point of revving office

So you people at Microsoft can sell the same software to the same customer multiple times.

And if it takes "innovation", by golly "innovation" will happen - even if it means putting in then taking out that stupid dancing menacing cartoon paperclip.

ucee054··on How a player with a “useless” item almost took down EVE Online’s entire economy
Cleverness should remain rewarded even if you must close the hole to preserve the good of the game.

Wall Street thinking. How about instead of rewarding cleverness, rewarding one's contribution to the good of the , er, "game"?

ucee054··on Things Your Commencement Speaker Won't Tell You
If you want to get laid

Zappa obviously didn't know about engineering school ;)

ucee054··on On the Fetishism of Capital and Prestige
Don't work in finance. You'll lose a ton of money if you try.
ucee054··on How to Accept and Decline Job Offers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2PW1TqxQk
ucee054··on On the Fetishism of Capital and Prestige
You're not handing them money jackass, you're loaning it to them, and you're being very well paid for it - ROI waaay above market rate, if you realize that market rate means the junk bond rate.

"Handing" it to them would be if you didn't get equity or anything else in return.

ucee054··on I knew exactly how she felt
How fucking stupid is that?

"Because the other guy interested in the same field watches Star Wars, I'm going to change career!"

Whether you like a field is supposed to be based on whether you like the field, not how cool you find the other people in the field.

So you're not describing girls who are interested in CS, you're describing girls who want to get into a field full of cool people.

Maybe if they are intolerant to having nerds as colleagues, said girls should aim for Hollywood instead of CS

ucee054··on I knew exactly how she felt
And that's bollocks, because social structures - including all the "Kinder, Küche, Kirche" stuff - evolved to keep the selfish gene on top.

They had the same sort of social structures in the middle ages, but if you were one of Queen Brunhilde's knights, how exactly were you on top? You were utterly expendable, Brunhilde was on top.

ucee054··on I knew exactly how she felt
Star Wars is not really, really stupid - that end of the spectrum belongs to James Bond.
ucee054··on I knew exactly how she felt
No, they are not "acting out misogynistic discourses", they are being horrible people. And let's be clear that it is no fault at all of men.

By the way, "sexual policing" comes from sexual competition and evolutionary psychology, which comes from thinking with your ovaries instead of your brain. In much the same way idiot men's one-upmanship comes from thinking with the testicles.

ucee054··on What If We Never Run Out of Oil?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothes_dryer
ucee054··on Cognitive Overhead, Or Why Your Product Isn’t As Simple As You Think
http://www.jwz.org/doc/groupware.html
ucee054··on Richard Stallman response to Boston Police efforts
This is very stupid.

The guy who goes to deliberately kill a bunch of people by bombing is probably very much not a sociopath, because a sociopath is someone who sees other people as expendable.

That matches the psychology of someone who doesn't give a shit. Which is your corporate CEO who didn't give a damn about the risks of the chemical plant.

A terrorist bomber may very well care deeply. He might be motivated by hatred. He may be motivated by vengeance. He may think his victims really have it coming to them. He may in fact be the exact opposite of a sociopath.

ucee054··on Richard Stallman response to Boston Police efforts
Do you actually believe this crap as stated, or were you going to go back and add "and Judaism and Christianity" to that "Islam is a terror religion" stuff you were spewing?

It's the Old Testament that's the terror religion, whether as practiced by Mohammed or by Moses or by the Crusaders.

And Moslems react when they think their religion is under attack just like Christians do. Have a look at some of the IRA types who were into butchering Irish Protestants. They were "defending" the Catholics in their minds.

It's not "kill the infidels to get into heaven". The religion is merely the language they use to frame the real motivation, which can be defensiveness, reaction, or even sheer prejudice.

And not all the bombers are loonies, by the way, not even the suicidal ones. If the official story so far is correct, the Boston two seem to be good planners with a healthy sense of self-preservation.

ucee054··on The little things I learned from the Valley
Well it's very amusing if you do that to a superlative, it might be better to just go with the cliche.

I sought a synonym for unparalleled for you here:

http://thesaurus.com/browse/unparalleled

But these seem to be even worse. Sorry, I tried.

ucee054··on No, Fuck Off
If your startup aims to terraform Mars I'll be passionate about it.

If it's a location based social advertising network, meh not so much.

ucee054··on No, Fuck Off
So what? Employer's problems like that shouldn't matter to the employees. As your employee, my duty is to care what's in it for me (more precisely, my family that I have to feed), not what's in it for you.
ucee054··on No, Fuck Off
There was a lady from China I knew who was working in a company in Silicon Valley.

She probably has a Green Card or Citizenship by now, but if I recall correctly she was on an H1 visa at the time. If she lost her job for any reason, she would have had to find another employer pronto or she would have had to leave the country.

Her employer did not find it hard to ask her to work from 8am to midnight 7 days a week.

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