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toomuchcoffee

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Some of my favorite posts (sadly, not my own):

  http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=353654
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toomuchcoffee··on Ask HN: Who Is Hiring? (September 2012)
We tend to hire people with at least a bachelor’s degree in a technical or quantitative field and experience with C or languages that target the JVM, but we are open-minded in our search for critical thinkers who are passionate about technology.

In that case ("tend to... but") you might want to fix the language in your CL ads, which explicitly contradict what you're saying here as to the strict requirement of bachelor's degrees (which had also better be from an elite school, apparently):

"Successful candidates will have, at a minimum, a bachelor's degree in computer science from a top university..."

toomuchcoffee··on An Interview with DuckDuckGo's founder, Gabriel Weinberg
http://www.techspot.com/news/49975-how-ants-have-used-the-in...

If you look at http://donttrack.us/, it says your data "can potentially end up" in those places, not "will be sold to..."

toomuchcoffee··on Labor Day is for us, the entrepreneurs
It's just that he seemed to be patting himself (or, his, uh, "class") on the back a bit too much.

Also, however you slice it, it's kind of gauche to do that on a day with (in however a tepid and toothless fashion, by international standards) is specifically intended to honor regular working folks.

toomuchcoffee··on Study finds organic food no more nutritive than non-organic
The title of the Reuters article is of course utterly misleading, in that it simple-mindedly equates "no difference in vitamin content" with "no healthier than." The key disambiguating sentence appears on the second paragraph of the article:

"Organic produce and meat typically isn't any better for you than conventional varieties when it comes to vitamin and nutrient content, according to a new review of the evidence.

"But organic options may live up to their billing of lowering exposure to pesticide residue and antibiotic-resistant bacteria, researchers from Stanford University and the Veterans Affairs Palo Alto Health Care System found."

Unfortunately they didn't bother to get the short URL to the original article right, so we can't go and find out what the authors of the original article were actually saying about the matter.

toomuchcoffee··on Labor Day is for us, the entrepreneurs
So, how 'bout a day off just for The Entrepreneur? On which he not only doesn't have to work, but he also gets "paid", i.e. the mechanic down at the garage, the Starbucks barrista, the immigrant office cleaner who empties his trash and polishes the very toilet bowl he uses as a meditation perch for composing his next blog post -- let them all work for him for a change, and for free, in his honor!

Being as he works so hard (heck, if you think about it, he's practically the only one who's really working) the other 364 days of the year, and has virtually no chance any upside as a reward for all his selfless toiling in their service.

toomuchcoffee··on The History of Labor Day
Note only does the DOL page not mention the stiff competition faced with the May 1st date, it doesn't even mention what is uncontroversially regarded as the main impetus for the federal labor holiday, namely, as a gesture of appeasement in the wake of the brutal suppression of the Pullman strike just 6 days before the enabling act was signed by Grover Cleveland:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pullman_Strike

In that sense, the totality of the censorship on the government's page around a simple matter of noncontroversial public history is simply astonishing. The irony is that it seems to exemplify the very ethos of left-wing totalitarianism that it's desperately trying to "protect" us from. Or as Winston Smith said it best himself,

"The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth" (Book One, Chapter VII).

BTW, here's a good recap of the actual political maneuverings around the time of the federal holiday was enacted:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/20...

toomuchcoffee··on Ask HN: Who Is Hiring? (September 2012)
Graph algorithms and graph analysis in Dolores Park on a Saturday? This job's way too hard for you, man. You should be thinking about Photoshop instead. Then you'd have something to check on that form on their hiring page, at least.

Besides, face it, coming from an R and Perl background, you'd never be able to grok the nuanced complexities of PHP or Zend.

toomuchcoffee··on Is a science PhD a Waste of Time?
TL;DR -- of course Ph.D life is sketchy, from numbers-game perspective. But it's like acting, being a writer, a musician, a star pastry chef, or anything else that's not merely a vocation, but rather, a calling. The only reason to go into research is if the drive is just in your bones, like a giant rock, and you just have to let it out.
toomuchcoffee··on Only hire contractors who have open source contributions
I found an incredible programmer there for $11 an hour to complete and maintain the Windows MMS Snapin, and it’s been my little secret ever since.

Yeah - don't mess with those $12, $14 an hour shysters. That's the ticket!

toomuchcoffee··on Apple Rejects App That Tracks U.S. Drone Strikes
The Cupertino company says the content is “objectionable and crude,” according to Apple’s latest rejection letter.

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write F-U-C-K on their airplanes... because...? it's obscene!"

-- Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

toomuchcoffee··on Walking out of an interview
Yeah, this is basically the behaviour of a nut.

Now, that's not fair.

The candidate may have had a weak stomach, or lacked a sufficiently preternatural sense of cool to people-skill his way out of each and every awkward social situation. But that doesn't make him a "nut."

toomuchcoffee··on Visual programming means anyone can be a coder
Nothing against the artist or his project (which sounds kind of cool), but really, the title of the NS article is kind of ridiculous, now isn't it:

"Visual interfaces for writing musical notation means anyone can be a composer."

"Drag-and-drop interfaces for text composition means anyone can be a writer."

"Magnetic poetry kits on every kitchen refrigerator door mean..."

toomuchcoffee··on Mathematical Challenges
...or where the field will be reborn, once they come up with the appropriate definitions that make this problem tractable.
toomuchcoffee··on Mathematical Challenges
"Develop a mathematical theory to end, once and for all, humanity's fatal attraction to War; to the glorification of State power, and to the ideology that ends always justifies the means; and in particular, to the perceived need to dominate and control other human beings at scale and through nearly limitless violence and coercion, generally."
toomuchcoffee··on Surprisingly modern graffiti from the walls of Pompeii
"Modern?" They were way ahead of us.
toomuchcoffee··on Why I Love Recruiters
Talk about unrequitted empathy.
toomuchcoffee··on Why I Hate Tech Recruiters
He definitely read those mails. He just doesn't care, in the slightest, if he happens to annoy you. So he sees no reason to respond.
toomuchcoffee··on Why I Hate Tech Recruiters
Oh, they read, quite a lot. The problem is that they're not only devoid of any sense of ethics, but almost completely tone deaf to how they actually come across to the target audience they're allegedly trying to recruit for something or other.

Basically, their thought process seems to go about like this:

"Hmm, slow day. I think I'll just go spam 3,000 inboxes of random developers in an attempt to fill a position in some faraway state most of them not only don't live in presently, but would never consider moving to in a million years. They'll be so glad to hear from me! And it will make a great impression not only for our firm, but especially for the Client we recruiting for."

toomuchcoffee··on Dick-move by Instagram
Not necessarily a dick move... just sloppy Web 3.0 engineering as usual
toomuchcoffee··on Metrics engineering position code submission ideas
(1) is probably the meatiest

(2) sounds intriguing, even though it's "just math." Care to elaborate?

(3) it's always better to pick your own problems if at all possible. makes you unique, and besides, given all the attention dolloped on "problem-solving ability", the ability to identify important problems is just as important, if not perhaps more important.

toomuchcoffee··on Assange case: US unlikely to prosecute, sources say
Not surprising. It always seemed like the campaign against Assange was more about an attempt to, in their lingo, "substantially degrade" the coherence and operational effectiveness of, rather than to outright neutralize, either him or his organization.

Even if he's done more than his part to play into the interests of this perfidious campaign. Had he gone to face his trial in Sweden (like, you know, a man) he probably would have acquitted, or at worst, been made to face a comparatively light penalty by now. And perhaps salvaged some credibility for himself in the process.

Not that the campaign against him wasn't overzealous and clearly politically motivated, etc. Of course it was, but that's not the point. But it's safe to say that the juggernaut of vested interests behind it can be more than pleased at the fruits of their efforts, thus far.

toomuchcoffee··on Nobody Lives in Manhattan
If only it were true!
toomuchcoffee··on Ask HN: How many of you are an X who happens to program as your day job?
Going by their their output, it would seem that a fair amount of "programmers" just happen to have gotten sucked into this programming thing, some way or another.
toomuchcoffee··on Berliner: Sinatra like Framework written in 16 lines of CoffeeScript.
Umm, "lines"?
toomuchcoffee··on Seven Things I Hate About Agile
Agile is best practices around iterative and incremental development. It's not a standard, it's a marketing term. Because it's not a standard, criticizing it is like criticizing "good ice cream". What's good ice cream? Any damn thing you'd like it to be.

Excellent analogy. If best practices and incremental development are like good ice cream, then Agile is like Tasti D-Lite™. What's not to like?

toomuchcoffee··on Ask HN: Asking what you did wrong in an interview?
Yeah, that's my take, basically. Business, as well as casual social rejections are (important) data points to be processed. But in most cases, just not worth taking personally.
toomuchcoffee··on Tom Morello: 'Paul Ryan Embodies the Machine Our Music Rages Against'
And visa-versa.
toomuchcoffee··on Steve Mann's unanswered letter to McDonalds' Head of Customer Services
What a pity.

While I tend to sympathize with his case, for a grievance letter that was just way too long and rambling. So it puts the addressee -- who already faces considerabilities legal liabilities, as well as pressures from above if they respond the wrong way to such a letter -- in a position where they feel justified in seeing silence as a prudent response.

Plus, it just takes lots of time to parse and construct a response to such a torrent of TL;DR like that.

Much better would been to have spend some extra time coming up with something no longer than 1.5x as long as the letter he was responding to. You know, something readable. And then, for political as well as strategic reasons, open his wallet to have it professionally translated into French. Now that might get him the kind of traction he wants on this issue.

toomuchcoffee··on Data Scientist: a Unicorn?
How many statistician do you know who has heard of Dependency Injection?

Yet another incredibly poor litmus test for assessing one's suitability as a data scientist, engineer, or anything else.

toomuchcoffee··on Ask HN: Asking what you did wrong in an interview?
But even if they felt they could, they wouldn't really have much to say about your shortcomings, because... they're not you. They don't know anything about what makes you tick, or the path you took to get to where you are now. And they certainly don't know where you'll be in 10 or 15 years, regardless of their current impression of you (+ or -).

All they have is this fleeting impression of how you "performed" in this one weird, pretentious moment. Which doesn't have much to do with anything, really.

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