It's cute when you make ridiculous assumptions about when people were born.
Lets stick to the facts...
You stated that Amazon instances couldn't cope. They can. They can cope just fine with thousands of simultaneous HTTP and HTTPS connections.
If you can't get your amazon instance to do this, you're using crappy software.
> "The 10k problem is still not solved. A run of the mill VPS typically manages around 1k simultaneous connections and 10k requests/s. That is, over plain http. Over TLS this goes down to about 100 connections and 600 requests/s. A cheap amazon instance will usually be around 1/5th of all that."
Where the hell are you getting those poor figures from? Are you using Lisp or something?
> "and the prevalent implementation (OpenSSL) is not written for high performance servers (it basically dictates that you run blocking sockets in a thread per connection)."
Again - you're using crappy software. Don't use it.
The 10k problem is historically interesting, but for anyone who knows how to program, it's not really an issue.