These all look very professional for (basically) a parody library
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Square's is 2.6% + $0.10
Paypal's is 2.7%
Fees directly from the merchant card issuers (Visa, Mastercard, etc) are sometimes lower (ranging from 1.4% - 2.6%, and even 3.5% for AmEx) but Stripe is a service that is on top of those fees , and any merchant will add on top of those fees as well.
I don't know if it's possible for the HDMI-CEC to pass through a receiver to the TV itself for this purpose.
http://www.vertu.com/us/en/collections/signature/shop-collec...
The most expensive phone on that page is $31,700:
http://www.vertu.com/us/en/collections/signature/shop-collec...
I believe they come with their own concierge service.