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Eh. At least this one is just a name. I don't know how precise we have to be in a blog post, you know? They're the exact same unit.

Electric kettles make it easy to pour for pour over.

All Spotify sees is bytes going to your computer. What happens to those bytes afterward is your own business.

I'm still upset that my "you can't patent software because of the Curry-Howard isomorphism" legal argument never took off. (Basically, software is equivalent to math, and you can't patent math. Therefore, you can't patent software. QED.)

Hedge funds weren't the ones stuck at airports for days waiting for flights.

Seriously. If the last 20 years of fuckery haven't been enough, nothing short of a nuclear holocaust will make people stop and reconsider.

They don't. What are we going to do? Nothing.

You don't need empathy when you have a captive market. I'm afraid we're about to enter the "lol fuck you, what're you gonna do, leave?" stage of this organization.

Surely those resources could be better spent on functional Uber Eats gift cards.

I'm glad this is the best critique we can do.

This is the best critique of the entire idea, clearly.

Funny, I was about to say the same thing about most "modern" tech.