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> MAME has no printer emulation, which I like to use for a more holistic retro computing experience.

That's wrong. I haven't tried it with the Kaypro emulation, but here's a video showing the mc68000 computer printing to an emulated Epson ActionPrinter 2000: https://streamable.com/rvenyx

It's also possible to print to a text file.

> Also, slightly meta: What is this web ... app(?)? Looks like a git frontend?

Seems to be a custom git frontend written by him: https://franke.ms/git/bebbo/tigler

Hetzner supports object storage now: https://www.hetzner.com/storage/object-storage/

Or you might consider Scaleway, who also do managed relational databases.

Here's how smooth scrolling looked on a real terminal: https://i.imgur.com/S44JaCh.mp4

This is the Falco 5220e terminal emulated by MAME. It's running the vttest tool.