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shyn3··on Tesla Cybertruck vs. Porsche 911 drag race
Let's see in 10 years when you go against the government you get crushed.

I'll wager $5000 for fun. Porsche won't survive. You can see my previous comments about TSLA taking over in 2009.

I wish someone bet me then but my shares did very well.

shyn3··on Ask HN: How do I Convince someone the Earth isn't flat
They don't believe we can leave the firmament so never been to mars, no satellites, and never been the moon. Feel free to answer that other comment in this thread mr smart.
shyn3··on Tesla Cybertruck vs. Porsche 911 drag race
I'm selling my Tesla now. Comparing yourself to a dying company...leads to death.

Thanks for 1800%

shyn3··on Black Friday shoppers spent $9.8B in US online sales, up 7.5% from last year
Nobody with half a brain is spending.

Anyone can save 50% of 400k.

My friends work for the UN and WHO and pay no taxes yet they are fine because they are fucking retarded but they get too much money.

You could have bought all that crap for 50% off in December but you are lost. Want to buy a bridge lmfao.

Edit : 401k lmfao shows how lost you are.

shyn3··on Single alerts API for all monitoring tools
We care more about the data resides versus where it's accessible. A developer knows C++ and a DBA knows SQL so each have their own tools to create monitoring.

I hope your product succeeds but it needs to be easy for useless people and I feel like you are aiming for braniacs like you

shyn3··on Single alerts API for all monitoring tools
I agree. I have pager duty, slack, teams, meet, new Relic, azure insights, service now, jira, Prometheus, and solarwinds. Luckily just got rid of prtg.

The issue is showing that to my managers would confuse them. I like the concept but it's just not clear.

shyn3··on Single alerts API for all monitoring tools
I agree DataDog is dog shit. Also yes there are many tools but companies don't spend money and time cleaning this up. They don't want yet another monitoring tool that they have to learn. And 9/10 times nobody wants to do monitoring.

I get that you can integrate but a company is more likely to create a project to decom one tool.

Now I like the concept but the unique sell isn't so clear and concise.

shyn3··on Single alerts API for all monitoring tools
SNOW and EverBridge function as a replacement. Jira and OpsGenie also are an alternative.
shyn3··on Ask HN: How do I Convince someone the Earth isn't flat
This suggests that we can't make it to space so that's a new worm of crazy.
shyn3··on Ask HN: How do I Convince someone the Earth isn't flat
Yes because it's in the Bible. And Quran. And Torah.

Have to convert the radicals.

One argument is when the plane lands why doesn't it curve. Another is why can we see over 1500km with a telescope.

shyn3··on Single alerts API for all monitoring tools
I don't get it. Datadog can generate a ticket. It has runbooks. What am I missing.
shyn3··on Ask HN: Are there health insurance companies tracking your fitness data?
They need unhealthy people so they can make money by selling your data to pharma companies. Insurance is not esurance. Learn the English language.
shyn3··on Ask HN: What gifts are you giving to loved ones this holiday season?
Don't waste money on gifts. It's retarded consumerism.

Spend it on experiences and community.

shyn3··on Continuous running water for bathtub – severe autistic adult
Reduce the mercury in the body of your rented baby. Most likely a December or April born.
shyn3··on Black Friday shoppers spent $9.8B in US online sales, up 7.5% from last year
They are clearing their crap and can't afford new shit. They are taking advantage of dumb buyers
shyn3··on Black Friday shoppers spent $9.8B in US online sales, up 7.5% from last year
You spent more than ever before because you have no sense of money management.

Sorry you are failing hard. Anyone with any sense of common sense would know things are dropping so bad. You must live in a bubble of crazy .

I mean a 85" tv which was $2400 is going for $1100 and if you are buying then I have a bridge to sell you.

shyn3··on Is the S&P 500 Broken?
You know way more than me. I wasn't even looking at this. Never even heard of it.
shyn3··on Black Friday shoppers spent $9.8B in US online sales, up 7.5% from last year
Because all the media is owned by the same people. If you haven't figured it out yet then Im sorry for you.

Also politics there is no left and right wing

shyn3··on Black Friday shoppers spent $9.8B in US online sales, up 7.5% from last year
Nobody is shopping bullshit. Nobody has money. The economy is crashing.
shyn3··on Ask HN: What Are You Thankful For?
Yourself.
shyn3··on Ask HN: What Are You Thankful For?
Wait till next year for a house. The market crushes fools in love
shyn3··on Is the S&P 500 Broken?
Thanks for owning pension funds that I can short and get rich from.
shyn3··on Ask HN: Is there an end to tech job market crash?
Also don't speak for me dumb dumb. Don't need weak losers to assimilate me. Stay weak. large tomato sounds like fat weak ass to me.

I'm not the one to go-at. I'm the GOAT

Edit: ducking weak internet warriors. Probably wouldn't open your . mouth when you see me in public child

Edit2: why do weak mother fuckers who can't do or accomplish anything talk

Edit3: I destroy weak people like you

shyn3··on Ask HN: Is there an end to tech job market crash?
Well nobody has paid but yeah even 5 minutes would change a persons life trajectory.
shyn3··on Ask HN: Is there an end to tech job market crash?
I charge 200k/hour to consult. Essentially the stock market has crashed but it's near all time highs.

Look into it. The world is a funny contradiction.

shyn3··on Ask HN: Which book do you keep asking people to read?
The Country School of Tomorrow
shyn3··on Ask HN: Is there an end to tech job market crash?
The S&P 500 has crashed already but most people don't realize it. Everything else will follow in the future. Crypto and everything else.

Companies are guiding down. Rates are higher for longer.

It's a bad economy.

shyn3··on Ask HN: Is there an end to tech job market crash?
The markets are just starting to crash. Listen to the big banks and governments and you will get crushed.

Next year will be worst. 2025 will be fun.

Start saving. Time of the meek.

shyn3··on Show HN: YouTube banned adblockers so I built an extension to skip their ads
The ethical thing to do is shutdown YouTube because it got popular from serving pirated movies.
shyn3··on Is there anywhere in the world someone can just live for free?
Who is the writer? Do your own research and don't trust some idiot on the Internet to give you ideas
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