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seductivebarry··on Reading the undocumented MEMS accelerometer on Apple Silicon MacBooks via iokit
Way back in ~2008 I wrote the Newton Virus https://www.everita.com/how-the-newton-virus-was-made + https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh75j6OHhRc (sorry for the broken images, need to update that site). Between that and using a hidden API to take screenshots of each individual element on your desktop (from icons, to taskbar, to windows) the effect was pretty believable. One of the most fun (and frustrating) projects I ever worked on.
seductivebarry··on Cassette Logic: technology that never dies but is already dead
Pretty much..the combination to listening to a song about vampires on a cassette seemed like the perfect metaphor!
seductivebarry··on When Monitoring Breaks Your Front End Performance
We add trackers, observers, and RUM scripts to understand how customers use our applications. The irony is that those same scripts often make the experience worse, especially on mid-range and low-end devices.

This essay looks at how monitoring tools can distort the very thing they measure, why performance costs are often hidden until they hit production, and how to rebalance the trade-off.

seductivebarry··on Cassette Logic: technology that never dies but is already dead
An essay about how a thirty-year-old mixtape led me to think about technology, memory, and the strange persistence of things we’ve already declared obsolete.
seductivebarry··on Lazy loading isn't just lazy, it's late: the web deserves faster
Thanks - you're absolutely right and I've added an edit at the end of the article mentioning this.
seductivebarry··on Lazy loading isn't just lazy, it's late: the web deserves faster
A manifesto for proactive loading in Angular and other SPAs.