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Coincidentally TIL about a Namibian politician who decided to drop the "Hitler" from his name. I only mention it because his first name is also Adolf

Sounds like the ol' razzle dazzle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage

I miss the taste of the glue.

or a well-crafted static website

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We tried penis cult but there were complaints

I heard you can put a Merlin in a Mini if you remove the front seats

Presumably it would say

  GET BACK TO WORK

They go totally opaque until you calm down.

Maybe users will develop a distinctive posture.

imgur is geoblocked for some of Europe

at least disconnect the poison valve

Risks? Hah! You don't want to worry about that. You want to worry about the municipal tire fire and the radioactive slag pit!

Just get one of those Fire things. What's it called again? Ah yes

Get a Fire Axe. Put it in the TV. Enjoy life.

"I once knocked a bunch of bananas off a tall man's head. His name is Ash and his leg is like teak. Is he a tree?"

"What? Don't be silly. For one thing, trees have moss."

"OK he's grown moss. He's a tree now right? Right??"

"I doubt it, for I see nothing but wishful thinking to suggest that simulating the appearance of tree characteristics is part of a path to becoming a tree. And that's not actually indistinguishable from moss anyway, is it?"

"Urgh, classic goalpost shifting!"