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probably_satan··on Banana prices to go up as temperatures rise, says expert
Can't we just grow them in the US somewhere? We can talk to people in space but we can't grow some damn naners wtf
probably_satan··on Professor tells student to 'get out of the Bay Area' if they want a girlfriend
Better yet, get out of America
probably_satan··on 'If they ban TikTok in the US, they will destroy the American dream'
Communism is the American nightmare
probably_satan··on The IRS Has an Answer to TurboTax
They are all the same, the government just doesn't like competition
probably_satan··on Microsoft Launches Surface Laptop 6 for Business and Surface Pro 10
Had one surface from an employer, had to swap it out with a Mac because it was literally the worst machine I've ever used.
probably_satan··on Pornhub Pulls Out of Seventh State
Ironic because most of their users will never experience actually having to pull out
probably_satan··on What is GitHub talking about?
Should be noted that Github's success comes from the community and existed before Microsoft bought it.

Microsoft gets no credit, not even once.

probably_satan··on Is TikTok's parent company an agent of the Chinese state?
Of course it is. So is Snapchat/Tencent
probably_satan··on Linux Bans University of Minnesota (2021)
A good example of academia in the US being exploited by China.
probably_satan··on Is Snapchat is real spying app acting as IM?
Yes - Tencent (China) owns 12% of it. China lures guys to Snapchat via dating apps (Tinder) probably to blackmail them.
probably_satan··on Joe Biden says he would sign bill banning TikTok
MTG is bananas but she's right, why start at tiktok when there are battalions of military aged Chinese males crossing the border through Mexico, scores of Chinese tech companies operating in the US legally, and companies/politicians (like Microsoft and the Clintons) who sold America out to China decades ago. Tiktok ban is almost superficial
probably_satan··on Midnight Blizzard Attack on Microsoft is ongoing
If by activating their response process they mean: delaying disclosure and pressuring reporters to delay publicity of it, sure
probably_satan··on Microsoft confirms Russian spies stole source code, accessed internal systems
He's probably spot on, btw.
probably_satan··on Microsoft confirms Russian spies stole source code, accessed internal systems
Lots of Clinton associates also worked for Microsoft. My guess is that Microsoft and the Clintons/Obama/libs sold the country out to China and are now trying to play victim.

I'm a-political but this is the pattern I see.

probably_satan··on Microsoft confirms Russian spies stole source code, accessed internal systems
Because Microsoft sold out the US to China, and is now trying to play victim it seems.
probably_satan··on Motorola's legal terms claim to strip owners of their right to sell their device
RIP Motorola
probably_satan··on Protecting Americans from Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act [pdf]
Should worry about domestic adversaries too, there are plenty of them (hi Microsoft)
probably_satan··on Ask HN: AWS Down?
AWS dash is always the last to know
probably_satan··on Microsoft Security-101: Open-Source curriculum
Haha. This. Except it wasn't stolen they flat out gave it away and sold out America to China. That's why they put so much effort into trying to spin Microsoft as some forward fighter in infosec these days even though anyone with a half of a brain knows that Microsoft is the greatest liability in security/democracy and engaged in espionage against the US. They should stick to what they do best, steal other people's ideas/concepts/some current trend in tech, try and rebrand it as a Microsoft thing and weaponize litigation to capitalize on it.
probably_satan··on Shave and a Haircut
I always thought it was "match in a gas-tank...to bits!"
probably_satan··on ZTE's Nubia Music is a crazy smartphone
The pride and joy of the CCP, no doubt
probably_satan··on Is Tableau Dead?
lost me at basketball analogies
probably_satan··on Microsoft strikes deal with Mistral in push beyond OpenAI
They did that because they can't compete with Linux and had no relevancy in the tech world outside of providing business users with terrible software
probably_satan··on India confronts Google over Gemini AI tool's 'fascist Modi' responses
Nope, even the artificially unintelligent know that Modi is a genocidal fascist and the belief that India is democratic is cartoonish.
probably_satan··on Microsoft is driving users away
Xfce is far better than Gnome and KDE to me personally. Gnome-shell is nice on a tablet though.
probably_satan··on Microsoft is driving users away
I've converted a handful of some of the least computer tech heavy people to Linux. This was years ago.

The final few nails of Microsoft's coffin are being nailed as we speak. Not only because they are just fundamentally bad at innovation, but because they also sold out the United States to China. Billy boy is scared, and he should be.

probably_satan··on Microsoft Joins the MapLibre Sponsorship Program
Knowing Microsoft it's probably for some malicious purposes
probably_satan··on Microsoft releases PyRIT internal generative AI red teaming tool to the public
Too bad Microsoft sold out Americans to China. Microsoft isn't a reliable source of anything related to security.
probably_satan··on Snapchat isn't liable for connecting 12-year-old to convicted sex offenders
I mean these days people even pay big bucks to get spied on by China thanks to Microsoft selling out US citizens to the CCP.

People should get their pitch forks ready.

probably_satan··on Cellular outage in U.S. hits AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon users
Probably Huawei related
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