phpisatrash

I write code, overengineer simple problems, and occasionally ship something useful by accident. Currently arguing with compilers, AI agents, and my own architectural decisions.

I do love PHP. It is the best programing language ever.

So, i gonna write down some quotes from PHP's creator.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

PHP is a trash