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philk10

4,754 karma · joined January 4, 2012

Tester/QA, available for work
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philk10··on The greatest resume I've ever seen
The expression probably was first used in plumbing in referring to tests for the detection of cracks, leaks or breaks in closed systems of pipes.[1] Pre-dating the term itself, smoke tests were performed to detect leaks in wooden sailing vessels at least as early as 1836. After making a slow fire in the bottom of the hold, Richard Henry Dana writes, "Wherever smoke was seen coming out we calked and pasted and, so far as we could, make the ship smoke tight." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_testing_(mechanical)

( I used to moderate a s/w testing forum and one of the most common questions was "what is the difference between smoke and sanity testing" as this seemed to be used as an interview question...)

philk10··on A useful productivity measure?
https://www.osnews.com/story/19266/wtfsm/
philk10··on A blue mineral that grows on buried bodies and confuses archaeologists (2016)
Rivaled the price of gold and was used on the most important figures eg the Virgin Mary - until a reward was offered for a synthetic version - https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-a-brief-histor...
philk10··on Quiet quitting: You always had workers who did 9-5 but it's a creeping malaise
" I try to lead by example by doing a relaxation class at lunchtime " - and once they've finished this class they are asking their workers to stay late and have they seen the KPIs and what are they going to do about it...
philk10··on Google wants employees to move faster
"Wearing a hoodie with the words “We use Math” " - well, use Math to work out that people working 100-120 hours a week is not productive
philk10··on The Acid Test Clause (2017)
Reminds me of the Orange Juice test from Jerry Weinberg - https://www.intercom.com/blog/the-orange-juice-test/ - asking if a conference hotel can deal with 700 people who have to have freshly squeezed juice at 7am
philk10··on British Placename Mapper
I'm from Southport, NW England - not in the South and not even a port
philk10··on Wreck of Shackleton's 'Endurance' discovered in Antarctic depths (2022)
I first read this as the cat becoming a steward and losing toes to frostbite...
philk10··on Cream is thicker than blood: the rise and fall of the Devon split
You're missing out then, it's delicious
philk10··on Mastering Programming (2016)
Better would be - HN is the dogs bollocks, other sites are just bollocks
philk10··on Boeing whistleblower: MAX 9 production line has "enormous volume of defects"
Might also want to read up on the Post Office, Horizon and Fujitsu...
philk10··on A QA engineer walks into a bar
True story - I worked at a company where I got an angry email from the CEO telling me that 'agile was about giving the program a quick look over, our customers are better at finding bugs than we are'

( which was true only because but they didn't want to put any effort into finding bugs before release.)

philk10··on A QA engineer walks into a bar
QA isn't doing testing, a QA engineer might ask why the tester is testing those scenarios...
philk10··on I'm sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy
A more modern version of the 'out of office' reply from a translation service? https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2008/nov/01/5
philk10··on AI generated security reports about curl
Seems related to this - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38840907
philk10··on Brexit has failed for UK, say clear majority of Britons – poll
One of the main Brexit promises was "“we send the EU £350 million a week – let's fund our NHS instead” - was a lie, was never going to happen and the NHS has got worse
philk10··on There's a Concorde Engine Complete with Afterburner for Sale on eBay
I used to live near Heathrow and its flight path when it was flying and never got tired of seeing (and hearing) it
philk10··on Exploitive, illegal photos of children found in the data that trains some AI
dupe? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38708099
philk10··on What made Apollo a success? (1971) [pdf]
https://www.zmescience.com/feature-post/space-astronomy/spac...
philk10··on Half-Male, Half-Female Bird Captured on Film in Colombia
previous - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38624344
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
A lot of people took it so they could put it on their CV/resume and get past the job filters, consultancies got their testers to do it so they could get past client filters ( from my experience when I was working in the UK)
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
The system is really effective, I wanted to work at a place where the cliche "everyone cares about quality" is actually true and I found it - devs test, designers test, I test, customer has the chance to test the latest build every 2 weeks so that we can check that our quality checks are aligning with theirs. It gets to be a game of 'can the devs get it past my checks' and 'can I find new ways to trip them up' which builds up confidence in each others skill levels.
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
Yep, I start off by entering nothing, then just spaces, then special characters and then finally get to entering some typical data
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
I started off as a dev, wanted to change to being a tester/QA but was told by the CEO that "the customers are better at finding bugs than we are so just give the app a quick look over and ship it out" - I left soon after that.
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
When I work with new devs I can often trip them up with basic tests of double-clicking, leading spaces, using the back button on Android. They then learn these and from then on these issues dont appear ( well, OK, it might take a couple of times of a ticket being rejected because of these but they do quickly learn all my tricks ) I don't get measured on bugs found so there's no pressure on me to find stupid bugs just to boost my figures.
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
That's pretty much my role - I don't write test cases, I'll explore the system and try to find issues that the devs have missed. Then they learn from what they missed so I have to explore more to find other types of issues.
philk10··on Maybe getting rid of your QA team was bad
the engineering team are usually great at writing tests that test their code, a good QA can test alongside them to find cases they've missed and issues that automated code tests can't find. The QA person doesn't have to spend time checking that the app basically works, they can be confident in that and spend their time testing for other 'qualities' But yes, I've known QA teams that will only find bugs that no one cares about or are never likely to happen - often because they are not trained on the product to be able to dig deep
philk10··on Low-frequency sound can reveal that a tornado is on its way
the article references a team from Oklahoma State University
philk10··on You Don't Batch Cook When You're Suicidal (2020)
You going to do the Thatcher quote next ""The problem with Socialism is you eventually run out of other peoples' money." ?
philk10··on You Don't Batch Cook When You're Suicidal (2020)
Author is a she and also has pics of rice on the page "Another variation on rice with mixed frozen veg, 2013. That measly bowl was lunch and dinner."
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