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misterbowfinger

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anon account.

half troll, half serious.

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misterbowfinger··on A Brief History of the BEAM Compiler
What's "soft" real time mean, vs .... "hard" real time? Real real time?
misterbowfinger··on A Brief History of the BEAM Compiler
When I say this out loud, it sounds like a stupid question, but I'm still curious...

Outside of the fact that different programming languages run on BEAM and the JVM, what's the difference between the two?

I believe BEAM ships with supervisors, which is why Elixir can utilize them... what else is different?

misterbowfinger··on Show HN: Lumie, an opinionated NPM module to create better apps and ship faster
So.... it's like Rails?
misterbowfinger··on How LeBron James' new public school is the first of its kind
The most interesting and promising part of this school is the support for parents:

> Parents can use the institution’s job and family services, study through its GED program, or design meals at the on-site food bank to cook at home.

This solution seems way more holistic. It might totally fall on its face, but I'm really interested to see how it turns out.

misterbowfinger··on How to beat LinkedIn: The Game
At a previous job, we got so annoyed with recruiters that we decided to create a honeypot account - fake LinkedIn, fake Github, fake Twitter, everything. We took the first picture off of Google for "bro" as the profile picture.

For his Github, we just forked popular projects like jQuery and then ctrl+f replaced the name with his first name, like "bradQuery".

Surprisingly, we had many recruiters contact us about the popular "bradQuery" library. And we uh, had to play the part of a douchey brogrammer. It's amazing how far those conversations went.

It was really fun at the time, but also maybe a little mean to recruiters. They do have a tough gig and they're usually under the gun. Ah well...

misterbowfinger··on Ask HN: Were you happy moving your API from REST to GraphQL?
Not someone who's moved to GraphQL, but still curious how people do load testing and such with GraphQL APIs. Do you log which queries are made, and then plan around that?
misterbowfinger··on Improving our account management policies to better support customers
Thanks for the replies. Despite the incessant whining that can happen on HN, I assure you that there's many here who appreciate the response. I'm sure it was a big deal for your team.

While you're right people will want an actual plan on how things are going to change, they also want a genuine expression of contrition. As hguhghuff noted, deleting someone's business is a serious, serious issue.

The _only_ admissions of guilt or wrongdoing was were these lines:

"Here’s what we are doing to be as good as our word, and provide a more careful, accurate, thoughtful and empathetic account management experience for our GCP customers."

"We sincerely apologize to all our customers who’ve been concerned or had to go through a service reinstatement. Please keep the feedback coming, we’ll work to continue to earn your trust every day."

Which, if you yourself were scared that your livelihood could be wiped away, would you think that was a sufficient apology?

It doesn't help that Google tends to lack a human touch when it comes to its image. But here, now, you all have an opportunity to change that. I know it sounds "politics" or "public relations" or whatever, but all we need to know is that you fully understand the fear GCP customers felt and what that means for us.

misterbowfinger··on The Effect of Sleep on Happiness
Being mindful of your own emotional state presumes that you understand it. And judging by years and years of psychology, we're pretty bad at understanding ourselves.
misterbowfinger··on The Effect of Sleep on Happiness
Their "methodology" of tracking happiness

https://www.trackinghappiness.com/about/method/

Not knocking on the idea of sleeping more & general well-being, but "tracking happiness" seems so wildly out of touch with reality that it's hard for me to buy into this analysis.

misterbowfinger··on Show HN: I ran sentiment analysis on Show HN comments and got the meanest ones
I'm confused how this comment got rated "-10":

I use Backblaze now and once I get my NAS, I’ll probably end up using a B2 based backup. But let’s make an honest comparison. Backblaze does not replicate your data across data centers. The standard S3 storage class does (0.23/gb). The comparible storage class for S3 is one zone infrequent access (.01/gb). B2 still comes out ahead, but I wouldn’t use either one for primary storage. For thier suggested “3-2-1” backup strategy, sure. Then again, just for backup, I could use S3 glacier for $.004/gb. That’s cheaper than B2 and I get multiple AZ storage. The data charges would be higher - but its backup. If catastrophe struck and I lost my primary and my local backups, getting my data fast is the last thing I would worry about.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17407275

misterbowfinger··on Open offices are as bad as they seem–they reduce face-to-face time by 70%
I can't find the article anymore, but the "open office vs. cubicle" debate suffers from the same thing that so many of these hot-buttons topics suffer from: nuance.

The original "action offices" by Herman Miller were a lot more similar to the "open offices" you see today. There's space to collaborate, but still enough to have your own privacy. People can engage and disengage how they see fit.

However, corp overlords took the "action office" to its logical extreme and created the oft-loathed cubicles to cram as many workers in one space, like cattle.

Then, the backlash. Open Offices! So cool! Everyone talks to each other! This, too, was taken to its logical extreme, with long tables and 0 privacy. Similarly, this was born out of short-term objectives around the bottom line instead of thinking about the employees and getting work done.

The real solution, I think, is to get out of the frame of open vs. closed vs. cubicles vs. whatever, and start thinking about not only your corporate culture, but how your company plans to get work done on a day-to-day. Great offices are really expensive, at the end of the day. If your employer makes a lot of money but still treats you like an expense, rather than an owner, then perhaps consider looking elsewhere.

Here's a video I found that's related to the afore-mentioned article that I couldn't find:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgDHifV62WI

misterbowfinger··on Lessons learned scraping 100B product pages
> A large proportion of these bot countermeasures use javascript to determine if the request is coming from a crawler or a human (Javascript engine checks, font enumeration, WebGL and Canvas, etc.).

How effective are scraping countermeasures anyway?

misterbowfinger··on Announcing Flutter Release Preview 1
Similarly, I'm interested in what blockers exist for using Flutter for production/complicated apps
misterbowfinger··on Scooter startup Bird is seeking a $2B valuation
> Maybe one moat could be scooter durability.

There's also the option of more efficient support & operations, which is arguably the approach that Lyft took.

Uber chose to raise a ton of money and outspend their competitors in the hopes that they bleed them out via spending in acquisition and creating new products via R&D (maybe express pool is an example of this).

Lyft, however, seems to aim for profitability and stability. I assume this means investing in internal tools & processes so that they can be more efficient.

I'm not sure who wins in this situation. But I imagine Lyft isn't going away, and Uber may, truly, run the well dry at some point.

misterbowfinger··on How I Automated My Job
And also this for the lulz

https://xkcd.com/1319/

misterbowfinger··on How I Automated My Job
I honestly refer to this whenever I want to automate a task:

https://xkcd.com/1205/

misterbowfinger··on Facebook bug set 14M users' sharing settings to public
Man. It'd suck to be the dev that committed that. Even blameless post-mortems would feel rough.
misterbowfinger··on Why Development Teams Struggle to Deliver on Time, on Budget, or at All
"Delivery dates have often irrelevant but very simple to understand impacts. Good and bad solutions have dramatic but very difficult to understand impacts."

https://minnenratta.wordpress.com/2017/01/25/things-i-have-l...

misterbowfinger··on Introducing YC Series A Batches
What are "signaling issues"? Signaling that you're seeking a series A, or that you're seeking a series A from YC?
misterbowfinger··on Walmart will begin offering to subsidize college tuition for its U.S. workers
> The tuition subsidy will apply only to associate and bachelor’s degrees in two programs that are somewhat related to retail work, but the areas of study could be expanded to other areas in the future, Walmart officials said.

Hmmm... sounds _very_ restricted. This feels like either a PR stunt, or they're catering to programs that only allow Walmart employees to grow within Walmart and not branch out elsewhere.

The lack of detail seems really suspect.

misterbowfinger··on Odyssey – Scalable PostgreSQL connection pooler
agreed, what's the difference?
misterbowfinger··on What we've learned from building Ghost after 5 years and $3M
Thanks for the insight!

> In fact, we all use the same set of contracts. They tend to get passed around founders.

Care to share? ;)

misterbowfinger··on What we've learned from building Ghost after 5 years and $3M
> How do you pay people if they live in different countries? What about contracts? — The things people ask about most often all have straightforward answers.

Really? I just read a comment from the CEO of HashiCorp who has a very different take:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17022563

Unless all remote employees of Ghost are just contractors...

misterbowfinger··on Responses to strftime and %G
This is a great response post!
misterbowfinger··on Real People Are Turning Their Accounts into Bots on Instagram
At first I figured Instagram would just rate-limit likes/comments via the API, but these people are handing over their account & password to services like Fuelgram....

Although I don't think that's a bad idea in principle - everyone has a set amount of likes & comments they can do per day. It'd make the value of a "like" much higher (a la Tinder).

misterbowfinger··on How to Find Investors and Get Email Intros
Really random question - what's the difference between a seed fund and an early-stage VC?
misterbowfinger··on How much does Apple know about me? The answer surprised me
Agreed, headline is very clickbait-y, should be changed
misterbowfinger··on My OTP 21 Highlights
i got u
misterbowfinger··on YouTube Stars Being Paid to Sell Academic Cheating
[updated my comment, apologies for the poor wording]
misterbowfinger··on YouTube Stars Being Paid to Sell Academic Cheating
Yes, precisely!!!!

The system is. broken. to. begin. with. And not just with cheating, with a number of different factors.

What incentive, as a student, do I have to NOT cheat if I won't get caught?

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