Sadly nobody is hedging against the dollar
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It's not even the trolley problem since the same person is tied across both tracks.
Which was added because people were already doing that on the normal crabs, but fighting over the spots. So they made a crab that any number of people can fight at the same time (combat is ordinarily one to one), and it always lives for ten minutes no matter how many people are fighting it or how hard.