The line I like - I decide to go to a job fair on campus, still feeling awful. - Don't do that with COVID19, you might end up killing the person who hired you, so when you show up for your first day, there might not be anyone to welcome you there.
The federal government wants Silicon Valley's largest private companies to go public. The official reasoning is that this will allow these giant companies to build better governance models, and become more transparent. But what's wrong with private companies, and do they need to be public to have more reporting requirements?