am I taking crazy pills, or does Productive Pauses seem like a feature to make someone scroll more? Exhibit G from the settlement doc [1]
[1] https://oag.ca.gov/system/files/attachments/press-docs/23-05...
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[1] https://oag.ca.gov/system/files/attachments/press-docs/23-05...
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1. Pranking: Rejected my PR? I'll put your keyboard in jello. Then the jello'd agent's prompts all get your keyboard is currently in jello attached.
2. Office Romance: Certain agents prefer to work with each other, but can randomly experience entertaining breakups.
3. Dundies style award ceremonies. The titles can show up under their names until the next ceremony i.e. "Hottest Agent in Office"