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kuipferings··on Coffee linked to slower biological ageing among those with severe mental illness
3-4 cups of coffee is the exact amount you need to get through a workday, and only lower class types drink instant coffee.

All of these studies are hot garbage, hopelessly confounded, the biggest scam in science is "controlling for".

Do an RCT and watch the coffee magic evaporate.