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1,693 karma · joined February 1, 2009

* Name: Jake Achée

* Location: Pittsburgh, PA

* Web/Résumé: https://jake.achee.com

* Bio: Network-Engineer-turned-Linux-Admin-turned-SRE, Platform agnostic, not-quite-entrepreneurial. Also: I like python and awk.

* I literally grew up between a trailer park and the landfill. I know my privilege got me out. What's yours gotten you?

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jachee··on Meta VR Glasses
37PPD is triple the Index’s density.

What in the world are you using as your benchmark to call 37 “dogshit”?

jachee··on Claude Opus 5.5
Waylon and the Duke boys were “straightenin’ the curves” and “flattenin’ the hills.”

You were close, though. :)

jachee··on The Lamentable Later Life of Lemmings
The musical number I recall best was a medley mash-up of the Bridal Chorus and the Funeral March.

Apparently it’s called “Twang” or “Tenlem” depending on the port. I had the DOS version: https://youtu.be/Z2zN6ljRNnU?t=3523 (timestamped)

jachee··on Spain orders blocks on Archive.today and its mirrors
There’s a whole network of “archive.<something>” sites under the “archive.today” umbrella. I’ve seen .is .ps .md .ph and .at, at least.
jachee··on Artificial intelligence now beats some of the best human forecasters
Guess what high-frequency trading is.
jachee··on Small programming tricks
I learned to type `ls` properly the first time, every time, shortly after installing `sl`.
jachee··on Reverse-Engineering Claude Web's MicroVM: Uncovering Anthropic's Hidden Antspace
“It is difficult to get [an AI] to [omit words, which are counted as tokens], when [it’s company’s] paycheck depends on [it] not [omitting words].”
jachee··on Claude is only available to people over 18 years
> we're not talking about a product that kills its users

Yeah, it just pushes the ones with the tendency to do it themselves.

jachee··on I-have-ADHD: A skill to stop coding agents from burying the answer
I got my Claude (client, not Code) to behave better by adding “I’d prefer answers to be succinct as possible—bordering on gruff, even. When I want more depth or explanation, I’ll ask.” to its settings literally this morning.

It made it write more like a dev than a marketing agent.

jachee··on U.S. State Department pauses immigrant visa applications
Yes.
jachee··on U.S. State Department pauses immigrant visa applications
The right wing doesn’t want to run the government, they want to occupy it so it doesn’t run except to enrich themselves.
jachee··on Zohran and the Short Link
What if I told you there’s an existing protocol for doing Really Simple Syndication?
jachee··on Felony charges for citizen deleting phone data at US Border
It can’t be destroying evidence if there’s no case or charge being pressed for which that material would be evidence.

“Entering the country while in possession of a device storing binary data” isn’t a crime.

jachee··on Civic Hygiene – avoid building technologies that could be used by a police state (2013)
It’s been pretty flimsy armor lately.
jachee··on A 3D fruit fly on macOS desktop powered by the real FlyWire connectome
“We’re sorry, Carol.”
jachee··on Maryland Closes More of Cunningham Falls State Park After Second Beaver Attack
There is no Epimemetic Division.
jachee··on Our position on open-weights models
What’s the equivalent term for “safety” that’s used by others?
jachee··on Em dashes are amazing
Chicago does it one way and AP does it the other.

I definitely prefer it un-spaced, though, personally.

jachee··on LAPD lets contract with surveillance giant Flock expire
At no point did (or will) I defend the surveillance state.
jachee··on LAPD lets contract with surveillance giant Flock expire
Paintballs are even better, environmentally and effort-wise.

Especially if the propellant tank is pressurized using a solar powered compressor.

(Theoretically, of course. I wouldn’t advocate destroying private property.)

jachee··on My favorite keyboards
My default layout has function keys as basically an "fn" key plus the appropriate number. I thought I was going to miss the dedicated keys way more than I do in practice.

If I were starting from scratch, and really had a function-key-centric workflow, I'd probably make the number keys (and - and + for F11 and F12 respectively) be tap-and-hold for that function key input.

jachee··on My favorite keyboards
I love my moonlander, don't get me wrong, but I've also recently gotten a RealForce R3, and I love it, too. Very nice for a daily driver work keeb.
jachee··on The Egg Bandits Made a Thousand Times the Fine They Just Paid for Price Fixing
Not within the given time period. Only two there.
jachee··on The Egg Bandits Made a Thousand Times the Fine They Just Paid for Price Fixing
What if I told you that prison is also corporal punishment?
jachee··on What job interviews taught me about Kubernetes
Nah… 2.5x diff. :P
jachee··on What job interviews taught me about Kubernetes
That was two $500/mo servers, not $2500/mo.
jachee··on Show HN: Putt.day a daily mini golf game
The hole (like in IRL golf) has a flag in it. :)

The Overview button helps get an idea of where to go.

jachee··on Statement on US government directive to suspend access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5
Therein lies the rub: they didn't buy them... They pirated digital copies of them.

See, e.g.: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/03/libge...

jachee··on Ask HN: What was your "oh shit" moment with GenAI?
I haven’t had that yet.

I tried again this week, and CoPilot Plan Mode read the same 5-line markdown file 18 times over the course of 5 minutes of churning on a simple request, then provided zero value over what I posed in the request itself, and hallucinated things about my terraform repo that were just flat-out wrong.

As an Infrastructure/Cloud engineer, I’m far from worried about AI coming for my job.

jachee··on When AI Builds Itself: Our progress toward recursive self-improvement
Nah… they killed WMR in it, which I need for the only reason I’m running Windows in the first place: iRacing in VR.
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