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You're not allowed to cross the border illegally. This list of "journalists" is actually a list of people who were/are trying to help people enter the country illegally.

"Suppress normal democratic dissent" and "fascism" sounds like a conspiracy theory.

They were using the Cathy Newman method.

tl;dr: They were down there talking about math one afternoon and the owner of the deli was trying to take the order from one of them and he was a little bit too preoccupied with mathematics to fully engage in the sandwich ordering process.

All you have to do is throw a rock at the button on the wall, and a gate will drop on its head. Wait, that's Rancor.