I work at a mega internet search company and kill patents for a living. For fun, I kill endgame mobs with a sparkle wand. (Nah, who am I kidding, I just kite them.) More often I'm just a lonely guy pouring his heart out.
[ my public key: https://keybase.io/patricklau; my proof: https://keybase.io/patricklau/sigs/yhh2TJY0Vq2Xi9bawC--SrIl-S8pRdh483wtReUJCrk ]