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Last week I had what I thought was a brilliant idea: test my pitch deck against all the major AI models and see which one would be the best "practice investor." I crafted prompts to make Claude, GPT-4, Gemini, and Grok act like aggressive VCs. Then I fed them my deck. The results were... humbling.

But here's the thing - getting destroyed by Claude at 2 AM was actually valuable. It exposed gaps I never would have found rehearsing alone. So instead of crawling under a blanket to cry, I built PitchPlease. It's what I wish I had before that brutal AI experiment.

Upload your deck, and the AI becomes a context-aware investor. It detects your stage (pre-seed vs Series B), your market (B2B SaaS vs consumer), and asks appropriate questions. No more asking pre-revenue startups about profit margins. Most founders practice their pitch but bomb the Q&A. This fixes that.

Currently offering 3 free questions to fellow founders brave enough to get roasted before the real thing.

Would love to hear feedback from fellow founder currently in the trenches of raising capital

Correct, was instructed to put it here by others.

Correct. we targeted specific accounts for our Alpha version in a hidden url that now form 20% of our final beta release user base that you can now see.

Post updated. With a very obvious example of who we don't want in our community.