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eaenki··on London Underground begins scanning passengers' faces
Demoting Orwell's masterpieces (1984 and Animal Farm) to "juvenile science fiction stuff" while holding up Keep the Aspidistra Flying—a mid-tier social realism novel about a middle-class poet struggling with commercialism—is top-tier British condescension (extra points for misspelling Aspidistra while doing so).
eaenki··on First atmosphere found on Earth-like planet in habitable zone of distant star
Man, that’s not how intelligence works. Eventually if a civilization doesn’t blow itself up, it will achieve anything, and it’s not incremental steps. Speed has never been incremental steps. in 1810 you would’ve been thinking about faster horses or some shit like that. Def not rockets. OP said hundreds of years. In hundreds of years from now our rulers will definitely have that kind of tech, whatever tech it is.
eaenki··on At least 105 past YC founders have worked at OpenAI and Anthropic
the only high iq kid in this comment section basides me is right
eaenki··on SpaceX's president is floating a Tesla merger as the company begins trading
a gazillion bazillion dollars
eaenki··on Google killed my $1M ARR startup overnight
feel ya.

stripe killed my business paypapl killed my business

anything that can kill ur business will . a third party as single point of failure will def kill ur business sooner or later .

having multiple backups multiple clouds multiple payment processors multiple platforms setup and ready to go as soon as your business is printing meaningful money is the least nowdays.

It’s also better to choose one where there’s no relying on a single or a few 3rd parties.

I like any type of business, like for example “influencers”, where you get your payments in a few big chunks, from many different entities, via wire transfer. Enterprise is like that, brokering €1mm+ deals is like that.

eaenki··on Sierra Raises $950M at $15B Valuation
I remember waiting for uber next to him in SF one night 10+ years ago. This dude must be the son of some mafia boss or some shit and have some crazy blackmail to raise billions for companies that are copies of products where he’s the 12th company doing the same thing.. never turning a profit or anything and yet raising ever more money. doesn’t make sense otherwise
eaenki··on The good times in tech are over
my reply to you would’ve been: “oh, not much, we just made the founder the richest most powerful man on this planet. Right now he’s probably on a giant island in hawaii which he wholly owns, in a €200mm mansion, having an orgy with 25 escorts, while on lsd. Oh, right now he just took the jet, one of 6 €50mm jets he owns, to fly to the coast of italy. there, he will fly his giant helicopter to land on his giant 3 floor yatch with 3 pools where he will fuck 30 more chicks at once. But yeah, we get extra free food for having contributed to that”.
eaenki··on Ask HN: How do you predict the AI will evolve in 2, 5, and 10 years?
It will remain in the digital realm all this time.

The only major disruption will be to anything content related. You will be able to generate blockbuster films/series for a thousand dollars. OF, P0rn basically for a few dollars. Instagram and tiktok profiles of fake people for a few dollars. Artists will be able to put out thousands of good songs a month and see what sticks, become big with one peraphs. You’re already able to generate articles/copywriting/books.

Since content will be free, the only value add will be in how much capital you have available to advertise.

AI is to digital content what china did to physical items. Only advertising money will make or break a product because anyone can go to an AI and have a great product instantly. Just like you can go to china and get a pretty good product instantly.

eaenki··on $20k MRR in one month, Stripe destroyed everything on 1 second
happened to me twice to reach €10-30kk MRR and they shut it down. mo human support. I had a 1-4% refund rate. After those bans, I’m not allowed to use Stripe at all seemingly. Because as soon as I use a form of ID with my name (even one not used before on a new laptop and new connection and new SIM), the account is blocked as soon as I submit the ID.

For reference, the businesses were social media and skincare related.

Apparently they only accept like 1% of the micro businesses in the world and you never ever get to talk to a human.

It is pretty much the same with every payment provider unless you have an extremely large volume of sales and your industry is at least kinda ok with them.

How did I fix this? well, I didn’t fix it per se. I stopped creating businesses that would require credit card processing.

I built a business targeted for high net worth individuals. Few, large individual transactions that you can collect with an invoice (payooner/quickbooks) or, better, a wire transfer.

maybe if you are a US company and need CC processing, go for authorize.net+some other company.. idk

eaenki··on Larry Ellison Owns 98% of Lanai Island, Hawaii
paid in 1864 €200k adjusted for inflation

now prolly worth a billion

damn that’s a x5000 return

eaenki··on Nvidia announces financial results for first quarter fiscal 2025
really? intel a sideways stock from the 70s is the best long you found in the entire planet? out of all the financial instruments and all the markets and all the categories u actually believe that’s the best pain to gain ratio play
eaenki··on Nvidia announces financial results for first quarter fiscal 2025
more like 90% lol
eaenki··on Is artificial consciousness achievable? Lessons from the human brain
well, i tried salvia and I tried shrooms. I don’t see how it’s more philosophical just because it’s a dissociative. at best, it’s more of an ego death than, say, shrooms, if during the trip you become an object. It’s still a unique plant for sure because of it’s dissociative effects. To thread lightly. AFAIK natives in mexico say that smoking it is very bad. and that u’re supposed to chew fresh leaves. maybe chewing fresh leaves doesn’t even cause the same dissociative effects which are unpleasant.
eaenki··on Criminals and oligarchs in EU's sights with new bill targeting football fraud
you don't even have to pay the contractors to extract money if we're talking about a legit team, like say Chelsea, you can just buy a bunch of top players and the business will print more money and be valued more if you want to flip it.
eaenki··on Ask HN: What do you think about A.Rachlef's opinion on great startups?
FB and Google replaced the “inflection times products” yahoo and myspace. so idk. they just built a better product without an inflection point. they weren’t the first but the last.

overall, the only businesses that worked out for me out of 20 failed ones, were something that i myself wanted, had deep knowledge of and knew for sure other people wanted, was hard to get and that ppl were prepared to pay a lot for.

(Plastic surgery and Fame)

so I would say I was in the market, I knew the market, I was a customer, and then I created a product.

Apple with the Apple I and the iPhone on the other hand was an inflection point product.

OpenAI as well.

It’s crazy to say that all big successful companies are inflection type products. They’re the minority and it’s crazy unlikely to work out.

eaenki··on How to Scale a SaaS Startup from $1M to $100M ARR Without Investor Funding?
this is an amazingly long way of saying , have good freecashflow
eaenki··on Who employs your doctor? Increasingly, a private equity firm
how is “emerging markets” even a sector? it’s not like you can call PE buying a bond in India.

so what does that even mean? do you mean that they are doing traditional LBOs in emerging markets?

eaenki··on Leaked documents reveal hidden details of Putin’s ‘ghost’ train
pretty sure he uses it once a year at most given how non luxurious it is and that for 99.99% of travel a g650 private jet or luxury helicopter is the way to go.
eaenki··on Photographer Sues Agency for Failing to Deliver 100k Instagram Followers
I mean that was just a plain scam. They didnt deliver most of the package which included a Forbes feature. all they delivered were 100k followers bots for like $100. and they got paid $50k.

just a pretty dumb scam. they could have delivered half of them real followers plus a real Forbes feature for less than $15.000, providing a $35k profit, but this agency is a scam, not a real agency.

eaenki··on Don’t store cash in Venmo and PayPal, US regulator warns
interesting. they’ll block your account just as easily
eaenki··on E.U. Approves Microsoft’s $69B Deal for Activision
I mean, is there anyone at all that even pretends that in a deal involving 69 THOUSANDS OF MILIONS (with tens or hundreds of people standing to benefit hundreds of millions to billions from it) there aren’t bribes going on?
eaenki··on IRS files $44B claims against bankrupt FTX
where
eaenki··on Air New Zealand to Rent Bunk Beds to Economy Passengers for $100 an Hour
you know what I’d glady pay $500 to sleep 6.5 hours in addition the $600 of the ticket, $1100 in economy + cute bunk bed it’s better than $2.500 in business if you ain’t rich af / travel often
eaenki··on RIP Metaverse, We Hardly Knew Ye
that’s not what apple does but what steve jobs did. so don’t count on it
eaenki··on Tell HN: Beware Stripe's “Minimum Fee Commitment”
would you share that other payment processor?
eaenki··on Apple Is a Chinese Company
well, Jobs’ family which inherited everything is alive and you can see their net worth in real time as it mostly consists of publicly traded Apple and Disney stock. Their fortune ranks like top 20 in the world or something. pretty sure his wife and kids are happy about how the business did.
eaenki··on Taylor Swift didn’t fall for FTX because she asked a simple question
it’s just not cool. it’s nerdy
eaenki··on Ask HN: What are the terms of the $10B Microsoft / OpenAI deal?
what ways are cheaper to borrow money / leverage to be long MSFT?
eaenki··on UBS got Credit Suisse for almost nothing
Gambling means you have guaranteed net negative return because you’re against the house and the rules of the house are designed in such a way, mathematically speaking.

Trading mortgages, financing a building, betting that an airline will have a bad quarter after the first WW lockdowns of covid, can have a net positive return. you are playing player vs player and you bet and structure the trades trying to get the odds in your favor.

they’re two different things, you just seem ignorant.

not to mention other uses of finance such as edging. farmers, companies of sll kinds, even countries, want and should edge their wipe outs and black swan events type of risks for example. and a Citedel will happily underwrite your options.

eaenki··on Ask HN: How did Mira Murati rise to OpenAI's CTO role?
prolly cus shes kinda good looking to sam
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