csirob

> OTOH, that phrase doesn't account for laptops.

It is also not anger-ready for people working on tablets with rubber keyboards attached.

> If I see "@returns id integer The ID" one more time I'll be tempted to throw my monitor out the window.

I honestly believe we're in a dire need for a more up-to-date metaphor that lets us better express our anger at a computer, due to monitors becoming paper thin and lightweight in the past decade or so.