bloodguard

Money laundering? Shareholder lawsuit bringing in a forensic accountant would be interesting.

Needs to be nationwide and have real teeth in it. Before I subscribe to anything I check out the cancel procedures. If I can't cancel online or have to "chat" with a retention specialist 20 times before I can finally be shut of a company (looking at you SirusXM) I'm not subscribing.

Whenever my comcast link gets slow I go to their speed test page and it always tries to tell me I'm getting more than what I'm paying for. Shortly after running the test everything starts to speed up again.

Makes me wonder if they have some kind of shady "squeaky wheel" QOS traffic shaping voodoo.

We're literally not allowed to buy any server level components from Newegg because of shenanigans* like this.

*getting RMAd drives sold as "new".

We had an AC tech ask us if we knew someone was living on our roof. Turns out an coworker's GF kicked him out of his house* and he was living up there.

Tent, free wifi, showers next to the bike room, full kitchen and big 80 inch TVs down in the conference rooms. He was livin' the life. He said he usually took down the tent and hid everything every morning but just got complacent.

*Yes. His house. She told the cops she felt in danger. Cops told him he had to stay somewhere else and go through the eviction process. Mad world.