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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time, enjoying one moment at a time.
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace.
Taking, as he did, the sinful world as it is, not as I would have it.
Trusting that he will make all things right if I surrender to His will; that I may be reasonably happy in this life, and supremely happy with Him forever.
—Reinhold Niebuhr, 1892-1971
So, less than 4 years of support for those machines.
Why doesn’t this happen? Because developers will have to do more work for less money.
https://www.surfsantamonica.com/ssm_site/the_lookout/news/Ne...
https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/47754/are-one-t...
Edit: Yes, this is satire, not parody, and satire needs to clearly identify its target to work properly. Here, however, the target of the satire appears to be carbon offset sellers, as a farcical “life offset” seller. The companies in question are linked as mere “supporters” of the satirical service; they don’t appear to be the direct target of the satire.
while(1) {
if (condition1)
...
if (condition2)
...
// etc
}
Subroutine calls can be eliminated by inlining everything, using macros to make the code more manageable. Loops can be simulated using macros that expand to multiple copies of the code, one for each step.One advantage is that the program will never get into an unbounded loop because the program counter will always advance towards the end of the main loop.