I'm a Java programmer who has tried and failed to do some optimizations this year following your general guidelines. I'm extremely happy to finally see a piece of writing that expands my mental model of what is actually happening on the JVM. If we just keep repeating the same general truisms about measurement and inlining, then nobody will ever advance beyond my own low level of understanding.
This usually looks like homelessness. I think the OP doesn't admit any more charitable interpretation. If you think "change what they're doing" is a cogent policy position, then I don't know what to do with you
I see you hit upon the same critique that Marx has of the German Social Democratic Platform. There's no such thing as fair distribution, there's only class war. Prepare to be rinsed.
How many of these people do you think can afford to move? You're proposing to create a ghetto out of the Midwest, but the plan is stupid even on its own terms.
There's no reason your distance graph should correspond to any continuous mapping of the plane. Two distances constrain a third point to one of two spots. Add a third distance and unless you get lucky, there will be no valid corresponding point in the codomain.