Yeah lol I read that article, hence the emphasis on making my company as legal as possible. There are banks in my country that will accept it, they just need persuasion.
I'm also building a DOGE/USD (and other currencies) exchange, http://doges.org/index.php?topic=4435.0 It's tough work doing it legitimately since so far most banks have turned their nose up at my business, but I'll get there.