Rhymenocerus

My life's work to collect what little I have means nothing while things like this are going on. I might go borrow millions of dollars too, because everyone is under the assumption that no one is paying anything back when the whole ship goes down.

I love how people act like MySpace never even existed now. Watching "The Social Network" you'd think that Mark invented the entire concept.

This is the epitome of a first-world-problem. I'm also having a hard time believing this isn't some kind of satire.

You're making me appreciate AT&T more.

"Opening an Apple product is a religious experience"

And people wonder why so many of us hate Apple fans, this is off the charts lame.

duh

X11? Do I need that for my Mac to get on Facebook?

Every language I read about is dubbed the second coming, and I rarely hear about it again. Why is that?

What infuriates me is the lack of outrage by all the hipsters who hold everyone else to such a high standard. The same people who are still trying to drag Bill Gates through the mud for his business tactics in the 90's are dead silent about their favorite company employing methods that are at least as outrageous.

Whether you're an Apple guru or not, everyone loses when there's no competition in the market. It seems like the ultimate irony for the "Think Different" company to be acting like this. Still, I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

$3500? I'm in the wrong business

You don't think the world needs more ways to reinforce the egos of narcissists everywhere?

I like the 'blurred by 20px' image. It's like saying 'this is how your speedometer will look while you're drunk'.

Hoorah for us all, even less viable products for us to choose from! I don't understand why people look up to Jobs, but still hate Bill Gates for his business practices during the 90's.

"Picasso had a saying - 'Good artists copy, great artists steal.' And we have always been shameless about stealing great ideas." - Steve Jobs

LATE BREAKING NEWS... Apple lover is not impressed with Windows!

come at me bro

This seems pretty cool for an ad-free site. But I guess it has static results, they're not doing a web search.

Ever been to r/politics? Someone's paying college students to patrol some threads to make sure everyone agrees with the hive-mind. It's fun if you can find a good community.

What would Steve do?

I find it humorous how many people seem oblivious to the fact that there's MANY people who find Apple uninspiring, especially since they often seem to be years behind those who are actually innovating. Unless you're trying to innovate new ways of marketing to narcissists and overpricing electronics.

Don't they realize that the point of buying the new iWhatever is to let everyone know how elite you are? iFans are more impressed with the color something comes in than whats inside it.

I'm seriously waiting to see an ad for a Mac Book Pro with a kung-fu grip

"Malibu Stacy....n­ow with new hat!"

exactly

ITT: mac4lifer loves mac

/not exactly breaking news

there has to be some "mac4life"er out there willing to sacrifice his liver for "the greater good", and save the master-of-all-things

another "Steve Jobs is God" articles, yay!!! I wonder if he ever gets tired of hearing how much the world loves him, and how his poo must smell like flowers...