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Irfaan

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Technical founder of Chromed, a Seattle-based gaming and media startup.

Prior to Chromed, my proudest tech accomplishment was killing Clippy. I'm serious - if you don't believe me, check Office12's source depot logs.

See: march32nd.com chromed.com

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Irfaan··on Request for Startups: Kill Hollywood.
It sounds like you're pushing for for the webseries model.

There's some great work going on there - the big difficulty isn't the producing or financing, though. I'm part of the Seattle webseries community, and the big difficulty I keep seeing is - how do you get your series in front of people?

So in a sense - I think marketing is the killer if you're going to compete head-to-head with Hollywood.

Irfaan··on Request for Startups: Kill Hollywood.
There's no reason you can't mix the two, though. At my startup, we're building narrative driven games (like the old-school graphic adventures), reworked to feel more TV-like. So we're really trying to be careful about the whole passive vs active issue.

Our take is - let the viewer be as passive as they want. We're making a narrative-heavy experience, just like films and TV. But we're adding an interactive twist so the viewer can change how the story unfolds. And there's no reason we can't let the viewer just hit play and watch the story unfold as-is. We encourage them to jump in, of course, but that's it - otherwise, the story goes along it's glide path till the end of the episode. And when they're done, maybe they'd like to watch it again, but make a decision part way in to see how it effects the story.

A more mainstream example would be some on Nintendo's most recent work. They've done a great job embracing the casual audience, and really pushed it in the most recent Super Mario Bros for the Wii - it actually included the ability for the game to play itself when players get stuck:

http://wii.ign.com/articles/994/994640p1.html

Passive vs Active is tricky balancing act, and we're probably going to need to iterate on this a few times before we get it just right. But we definitely think the balance can be struck in a way that'll resound with a casual audience more apt at consuming TV then video games.

Irfaan··on Request for Startups: Kill Hollywood.
We actually treated this as an opportunity - we invented our own animation style geared towards quickly and cheaply producing large amounts of rich, life-like animation. Here's a sample:

http://vimeo.com/27841597

Rather than try and create something realistic, we opted to go with something stylized and life-like - pseudo-rotoscoped silhouettes. Yeah, it's a bit jarring, but we're trying to twist that to feel like a stylistic choice. And silhouettes are waaay simpler to capture, are easy to reuse, and let us massively simplify the lighting and perspective issues of traditional green screen work.

It's painful slogging through it - we're basically inventing everything we need. And because this is content heavy, it's cost is more daunting then a traditional web startup. BUT, by tackling the animation problem head-on we're hoping to move forward in a way most startups can't.

Irfaan··on TSA Got Everything It Wanted For Christmas
$7.8 billion is the total budget. The increase was a more modest $153 million.

I'm all for hating on the TSA. I'm just a stickler for accurate hating. :P

Irfaan··on Amit Gupta hasn't found a marrow transplant match; today's your last chance.
I really do wish this reminder had came sooner; I have the swab kit sitting on my desk, waiting for a free moment for me to swab and send. While I'm obviously still going to send it in, I was really hoping to help Amit. :(
Irfaan··on Apple gives most of its top execs $60M stock grants with vesting
http://www.appleinsider.com/print/11/10/20/apple_board_membe...

"Everyone on that management team could be CEO of a world class corporation," he added. Asked if that was a problem because other companies would try to poach Apple execs, Gore agreed, but noted that, as a member of the compensation committee, they "pay real close attention to that."

So I'm not terribly surprised. And, quite frankly, wholeheartedly approve.

Irfaan··on Why Education Companies Do Not Succeed
Every time I think about the education space, I think back to a couple of Steve Krenzel's posts about his startup's experience.

• http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1343380

• http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1343564

Quick summary: Union politics can rear its head in unexpected ways. :(

There's probably good money to be made in this space. Goodness knows there's plenty of low-hanging fruit. But you may run-up against some terribly well-entrenched opposition.

Irfaan··on Kratko.js: Refactoring JavaScript
I haven't read the main article yet, so forgive me if I've missed the point.

But I take issue with the "if you need a library to tell you [...], then you've already lost the battle" bit. You don't always get to create your codebase - sometimes you inherit something, and need to carry it forward. In a past life, most of my work was diving into ancient, undocumented, unfamiliar codebases and doing what had to be done. I'd love to have had tools to take some of the pressure off.

Just because you don't need a screwdriver, doesn't mean I need to make do without one.

Irfaan··on Using a physical bookstore to discover Kindle books
If I walk into a brick-and-mortar bookstore, I'm doing it with the intention of compensating them for their service - being tangible. I know the book will cost me more then if I bought it online. Anyone does. But I've decided the convenience of perusing the book in person is worth it.

But this just seems... well, wrong. Like you're violating a social contract. If this becomes more pervasive, you're basically telling the in-the-flesh bookstore to confiscate your (and everyone's) phones and electronics on entry, as it's the only way to discourage this behavior.

If you're going to treat the store as a your own personal library... at least go to the library. It's only fair.

Irfaan··on How AT&T Recognizes Unauthorized Tethering from Jailbroken iPhones
Just to add another data point - during a recent move, I was temporarily using iPhone + MyWi as my primary internet connection. Nothing particularly egregious - just basic web browsing and SFTP. This lasted for about a week.

That was at least 1 billing cycle ago, and I've yet to hear a peep from AT&T. My suspicion is AT&T is (currently) just looking for users with excessive data usage.

Irfaan··on Mark Suster on Seattle and how a few key people can transform a community
Alright - how do we go about this, then? Is there anyone driving anything like this already, or are we just waiting for some one to step in and just do this?

This sounds valuable enough that I'd be willing to plunk down some of my company's time to make this happen. That said, I suspect we'd be a rather poor choice to drive this as we're running pretty independent of the rest of the Seattle startup scene.

Given our community, though, there's gotta be someone whose a decent fit for this.

Anyone?

Irfaan··on The Little Red (Face)Book
Overloaded.

Cached link: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://...

Irfaan··on Throw away the keys: Easy, Minimal Perfect Hashing
Looks like the site's overloaded. Anyone have a link to a cached copy of the post?
Irfaan··on Apple has not made any significant donations to charity since 1997
One of the things I liked about Microsoft was the company's gift matching policy - they'd 100% match your donation to a charity up to <SOME LARGE NUMBER>. I found myself being more generous because of it, what with each of my dollars worth two.

I'm surprised Apple doesn't have a similar policy - sure, it didn't make or break my decision to join MS, but it was an awfully nice compensation bonus.

Irfaan··on How to Sell a Game
Oh my, is this a load of fluff. The PDF is 26 "chapters" in 30 pages, with chapters like "Upload Installer to Website", "Use Demo", and "Create Your Demo's Buy Now Page".

I'm not sure what community this level of content is targeted at, but it sure isn't HN. :/

Irfaan··on IPhone Needs a New Home
LockInfo (http://lockinfo.ashman.com/) is the big reason I jailbreak my iPhone. Having a useful lock screen does wonders for making my phone a feel like a communication hub.
Irfaan··on MPEG LA Announces Call for Patents Essential to VP8 Video Codec
Is it? The way I see it, the patent may not hold up to appeal, but that's not the same thing as not being patented by someone else.

And appealing a patent? That isn't cheap. :(

Irfaan··on How To Write A Quine
Like you surmised - that breaks the rules.

And since a quine is generally "just" a brain-teaser rather then a useful tool - where's the fun in breaking the rules? :)

Irfaan··on Calculate the Average Salary (without revealing individual salaries)
The google cache link you provided didn't actually hit the google cache. Perhaps HN "de-cached" your URL as part of some url deobfuscation logic?

Let's see how well my attempt goes - Google cache link:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:lukaszi...

Irfaan··on Eligible iPhone 3GS owners can trade-up to an iPhone 4 for free at Radio Shack
From the site: To clarify, most iPhone 3GS owners aren’t upgrade eligible. Most iPhone 3G owners probably are and can pick up the new iPhone for $100.

I'm sure this update was posted after the article was initially submitted. Still, a useful clarification.

Irfaan··on A 10-minute description of how Judy arrays work and why they are so fast
The very last line from the article:

Well I cannot describe Judy in 10 minutes -- what possessed me? I hope you understand some of what I have said and question me on the rest -- particularly those doubts. I will try to elaborate on parts where I get questions.

An interesting read, nonetheless. But a warning for those expecting a full description in 10 minutes. :)

Irfaan··on Things Android Does Better Than iPhone OS
The point was about how things come out of the box - for the consumer, not the prosumer :)

And that's a completely valid concern... if I were engaged in platform advocacy or arguing these iPhone shortcomings are inconsequential or non-existent.

But I'm not.

For the record: I don't like jailbreaking my phone. I don't like installing jailbreak software. I'm annoyed that Apple will neither provide this functionality that I enjoy nor expose a legitimate mechanism for 3rd parties to create it.

But such is the state of things. And given I have an iPhone, I darn well am going to make the most of it. And that matters. I'm not trying to affect software sales - I'm trying to help people like me. People who (for better or worse) have an iPhone, are hamstrung by some of the more valid critiques the article lists, and are looking for solutions.

As for the red squiggly text editing - let's consider that a red herring. I don't agree with your text editing philosophy, but that's neither here-nor-there. This wasn't meant as a dig on Android. I just assumed Android could do this, and was hoping to find out more.

Warfangle - I don't mean this to sound harsh. While I read your reply as assuming platform advocacy on my part, beyond that it was even handed. But golly, I shouldn't have to defend information. Opinions, yes. Information, no. :(

Irfaan··on Things Android Does Better Than iPhone OS
You've just pointed out that the general purpose CPU in the iPhone can run other software.

Actually, the gist of my message was to point out specific bits of software to help folks who feel hindered by some of the limitations the article's author mentioned. I know they help me feel more comfortable using the iPhone.

I didn't think I was being particularly subtle, but I guess I was mistaken. <shrug>

But then, your jailbroken iPhone isn't really an iPhone anymore, is it?

That's a... strange claim to make. And the only way it seems even related to my message is if you ignore my explicit caveat about how annoying and fretful jailbreaking is. Which I'm fairly certain you read - why, it's right there, in the bit you quoted.

The default Android keyboard, and other keyboards, corrects as you type and/or gives you spelling suggestions and word completions. This has been a much better experience than having to go back and try to correct misspellings after the fact.

Given the tone of your response, I seem to have really irked you. I'm asking an honest question here - this is a feature I find really useful (enough that I gladly paid for this bit of jailbreak-only software that could vaporize at Apple's whim). I'm not asking for your opinion on how text input should be done (because frankly, I don't agree), nor for platform advocacy. Really, I thought my question was rather straight forward.

Irfaan··on Things Android Does Better Than iPhone OS
Most of the author's complaints are completely valid. That said, a jailbroken iPhone can install software to mitigate a number of these issues. Not a sure-fire solution, of course - it's such a pain chasing after jailbreaks, and you never know if-and-when the magic update happens that'll stop jailbreaking forever.

Still, for those curious...

1: Android can Run Multiple Apps at the Same Time

"Backgrounder" will give you basic multitasking. And "ProSwitcher" builds on it to give you wonderful, Pre-like task switching. Caveat - there just isn't enough memory in anything less then the 3GS to comfortably multitask.

2: Android Keeps Information Visible on Your Home Screen

It'll cost a few dollars, but I've been very happy using "LockInfo" to provide a useful lock screen. It's a must-have application for me - it goes a long way to making my iPhone feel like an actual PDA rather then just a toy.

4: Android Gives You Better Notifications

Not nearly as nice as the Android's, but "LockInfo" does a pretty good job of managing my notifications once I told it to suppress pop-ups when my phone's locked. Paired with "Notifier" to continue pestering me if I miss an important update, I'm pretty content.

8: Android Lets You Change Your Settings Faster

"SBSettings" makes changing settings a snap - just slide my finger across the status bar at the top of the screen to access it. Though I'm not a fan of the default appearance - do yourself a favor and install the "Deep HUD" theme for a cleaner interface.

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And while I'm advocated bits and bobs to match up with the Android user experience:

"Simple Background" is a nice bit of eye candy, if you want your iPhone to have the same sort of parallax scrolling wallpaper that Android enjoys.

"Inspell" gives you red squiggly misspelling highlighting and intuitive spelling correction. It's a fantastic addition. Honest question - does the Android have something like this?

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