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Corporate_Shillon Peter Lawrey Describes Petabyte JVMs

tl;dr: our huge, highly-dynamic financial models are really expensive to run. Please use your own resources and consider helping us get the Java ecosystem up to a state where we could do something like this without reinventing Java inside our niche. =)

Corporate_Shillon A Strong Mode for JavaScript

Still trying to sell Javascript? I guess it's getting harder to find cheap engineers willing to put up with it.

Corporate_Shillon Your mouth and gut microbiomes have a signature

Too late for that.

Corporate_Shillon The Sad Truth About Developing Executives

So, after extracting a large percentage of your liquidity, a CEO should be able to extract talent, intelligence and valuable information as well. Then they shouldn't have to worry about being productive with all those resources because it might make him nervous :(

Corporate_Shillon How Betty, Who Is 89, Gets Her News

A NEWSPAPER.

Corporate_Shillon Your mouth and gut microbiomes have a signature

I wonder if they're still there after a lifetime of processed food, antibiotic rounds and GMO shenanigans?