I agree, my younger siblings are longer on facebook, nor am I,4 yet all my aunts and uncles are, and they are very active. For all my friends we have other means of communication like Snapchat, IG, Slack, IRC, Discord, email, SMS, etc
There is also Moe's which offers guac for free, but the difference is that they give you 2 tbsp instead of the giant serving Chipotle does, which people might prefer to have and dont mind paying for.
I'm surprised to see it as well, and assume it will be one of the first to get crossed off. I worked near Ft Lauderdale/Miami for awhile and its just too small of an area and very expensive already.
Same with the peach, but now I have to ask, who uses an Emoji in a professional setting? You're skirting the edge of being professional already if you ever use more than ":-)" in an informal Slack message (Aside from close coworkers/friends obv).
As `naiyt` said, try audio books. I used to feel the same way as you and then bought a bluetooth receiver that fit into the back of my car stereo and now listen to audiobooks during my morning/afternoon commute. In 2 years I've probably listened to 40/50 books.
You'll get the "vote with your wallet" speech. Which for most people, and like myself, your only other option in order to do just that is to buy an LTE wifi or get satellite internet.
I would also recommend taking Zinc with it. I was taking Magnesium at one point by itself and developed a muscle twitch which was fixed by adding Zinc.
I think if you could build a mvp front end and get started then by the time you have to worry about competing on features you're already at a point where you'll have the resources available (skills and/or employees).