For a first cut:
- Rule 1: 0.3% of samples are more than 3 standard deviations of the mean.
- Rule 2: 1/2^8 = 0.4% chance the previous 8 points were on the same side of the mean as the most recent one.
- Rule 5: 2.5% chance of being above 2sd on either side, 3 choose 2 is 3, 2 sides, so 0.375% of exactly 2. "2 or 3" is not much higher.
- Rule 6: More than 0.55%, if I've done my maths right.
- Rule 7: 0.3%
I guess you're going to get a lot of false positives if you're sampling reasonably frequently -- maybe one in 50?