Anyway I'll stop ranting. One of the signs that you might be having tears (precursor to detachment) is an increase of floaties in the eye. Also nearsightedness (yes for to the eye shadow you have a higher chance of detachment), and light flashes. If you are noticing more floaties you might want to get out checked out.
One involves using a YAG laser to burn the floaters:
http://www.eyefloaters.com/index.php?option=com_content&task...
Sadly, it's done rarely enough that it could be snake oil or in-progress research.
A full vitrectomy is possible (replace the vitreous humour fluid in the eye):
http://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/vitreoretinal-proce...
But this is dangerous enough that it's almost never performed simply for floaters.
Give it time, it will likely become less annoying. I've had one for 5 years now. In the last couple of years, I've noticed more of them appearing, but this particular bothersome one fading. It is likely breaking down and my eye doctor told me it could happen.
Thanks for the confidence builder; much appreciated!