The Fake Bomb Detectors in Iraq
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From the wikipedia article is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651
" It requires no battery or other power source; its manufacturer claimed that it is powered solely by the user's static electricity. To use the device, the operator must walk for a few moments to "charge" it before holding it at right angles to the body... According to Husam Muhammad, an Iraqi police officer and user of the ADE 651, using the device properly is more of an art than a science: 'If we are tense, the device doesn't work correctly. I start slow, and relax my body, and I try to clear my mind.' In one promotional video McCormick claimed that the device could detect elephants from 48 kilometres (30 mi) away."
They should be charging this guy with murder. Not fraud.
Buying them with public funds for public safety applications, however...
Pomegranate drinks, I'm looking at you.
Part of the problem is that the FTC is only so big, with only so many people, and the entire market is huge. I agree that even the allowable claims are suspect, but there are limits, even if they're not always enforced.
It turns out the American World Police isn't so effective in things that could actually use some policing. And even sections of their proper police bought into the scam.
Regulation is not to protect the dumb, it is to promote competition when the majority of consumers are clever enough to not try a service that has not been proven not to be a fraud.
For example, Amazon would never have worked if it was legal to sell book online and not sending them. People would only shop in local shop where they pay for the book they have in their hands and we would be all laughing at the (few) morons that thought they could trust a website. And that works for simpler things too - would you try a different brand of food if it is legal to poison stupid people, would you even try another shop than the one you trust the owner ?
But you are right, I overdid it.
He missed out on a great opportunity to sell proprietary magic battery packs, then. A lump of concrete and a coin cell to shine a LED, all wrapped up in plastic with an oddball connector.
However the purchasers should be charged with criminal negligence. It's up to them to check the claims of the device in question and test it before putting it in the hands of people.
If I buy floor cleaner based on a sales brochure describing a safe and sanitary cleaning product, and it turns out to be Hydrofluoric Acid - am I supposed to double check? How? By sending samples to a private lab?
What about software, I can't see the plugin source code, I can't see any tests done, should I have my own internal team test every possible code path before deploying as part of my app (said plugin might leak GPS data and something something idk I'm straw manning).
Essentially "Buyer Beware" is a very limiting ethos, because buyers cannot be experts in everything.
If an underling at my restaurant replaced all dish-washing liquid and bleach solutions with a series of small metal figurines taped to the dishwasher and the prep tables, and told me "It cleans the surfaces galvanically", I'm not going to say "Brilliant!", I'm going to say "Brilliant, now prove it before it's allowed near my kitchen."
(Let it go @mapt)
More seriously though, at some point you need to stop. Capitalism is a fun game for adults, and entrepreneurship is a prestigious sport, but when people start dying because someone sold them something built with the purpose of earning him money by making other people die, one should stop hoping for the market forces to bankrupt him and just jail the murderous SOB directly.
For this device, it's pretty clear how to beware of it for anyone who took stats 101. Put a grenade or a soda can (depending on a coin flip) into a bag. Point the detector at the bag, record the # of times the detector goes off when grenade vs soda can. Do this double blind.
Use this calculator to determine how many times to do this: http://www.evanmiller.org/ab-testing/sample-size.html
Then type the results into this calculator:
http://www.evanmiller.org/ab-testing/chi-squared.html
Don't buy if it says "No Significant Difference".
Total resources needed: 2 soldiers, 1 grenade, 1 coin, internet.
Even if the person who is operating the device doesn't know if the grenade is present, they may be able to pick up unconscious physical tells from the person who does (if he is present during the test). When the person who knows sees the tester approaching, they may unconsciously reveal this knowledge through body language that could be picked up by the tester. A similar phenomena occurred with a horse[2].
[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_phenomenon [2]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans
> 2 soldiers, 1 grenade, 1 coin, internet.
You forgot the soda can. :-)But if a couple of hundred janitors and building occupants have died from breathing hydrofluoric acid fumes, and someone still chooses to order the continued use of the floor cleaner in question, that someone should in my opinion be charged with manslaughter if not murder.
You can't expect a seller to be at the beck and call of every buyer, especially ones who seem unconcerned about the sale.
It's merely a less baroque version of "drug-sniffing" dogs (who cue from their handlers) and polygraph tests.
Unfortunately until someone invents a handheld device which can "smell" as well as a dog's nose, I don't see this changing.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/crime-courts/legal-challen...
Also there are charlatans selling magic stones or other nonsense to the mentally weak, and I think that humans susceptible to this kind of fraud should be protected from it, so I'd say if he had sold this to private persons I'd love to see him convicted of fraud.
That being said, apparently many of his loyal satisfied customers have been the military or police, and seriously that's pretty disturbing: These are the people trusted by their citizens (well... in theory...) to keep up the peace and safety in their country. And in exchange they get to arrest people, and run around with guns. At the sam time these are the people who were not able to distinguish the equivalent of a dead rock from a scientific device to detect miniscule traces of chemical compounds used in explosives. Sure, there's some blame to put on the guy selling the disfunctional device, but quite an insignificant amount of blame, given how gullible his highly decorated customers were.
I'm sure that most of us have been in a position where we have been forced to use a product that is inferior or even completely broken, trying valiantly to make up for the shortcomings in the product. The person who purchased the product may have done so in good faith; misled by a smooth sales pitch, or may be actively corrupt and complicit in the deception.
I have no doubt that many of the people who were forced to use this product were aware that something was not right, but I doubt many of them were in a position to do anything but shut up and soldier.
But then i have the social graces of granite...
> most of us have been in a position where we have
> been forced to use a product that is inferior
> or even completely broken
I might have used equipment that was inferior, or been made to perform a procedure of which I thought it will add very little, or maybe almost none value. I definitely haven't been in a position where I have been forced to use something equivalent of a dead brick, and pretend as if it would do something very technically sophisticated (bomb detection). > I have no doubt that many of the people who were
> forced to use this product were aware that something
> was not right
For some almost-untrained security guard, I'd say this is probably right. Add to this the context of living in a very hierarchical system where you "just do what you're told" and I certainly can imagine someone wielding a stick around a car claiming to examine it, "as long as I get paid..."...But then, this person isn't the one being deceived about the effectiveness "bomb detector" but rather it was the leadership of the whole army/police/security-service who obviously didn't care the least to invest even 1 second of thought into what's being bought (for thousands of $, no less...). So how much thought was put into the effectiveness of the weapons being bought? The procedures of checking cars? The method by which locations of checkpoints around sensitive areas were determined?
The death of people being killed by bombs was the result of the complete ineffectiveness of these "bomb detectors" only to a very little extent, but likely mainly because the whole organization responsible for safety was unable of rational thought and planning.
I've had to use a very expensive product from a big-name tech company that was, as far as I or anyone technical could tell, a JVM that took even longer to start than usual.
It's utterly bizarre that various governments have paid over $100,000,000 for these things.
Security forces probably love this thing because it gives them leeway into searching and stopping anyone for any reason.
This device is perfect for corrupt politicians and corrupt cops. From a purely amoral perspective its genius. It gives the politicians what they want (graft) and the police what they want (arbitrary searches).
http://muftah.org/countdown-kofta-gate-egypts-called-cure-ai...
> In one case, an alarm sounded, but even during a pat-down, the screening officer failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to an undercover agent's back. In all, so-called "Red Teams" of Homeland Security agents posing as passengers were able get weapons past TSA agents in 67 out of 70 tests — a 95 percent failure rate, according to agency officials.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-u...
They pushed the agency chief out and ordered more training. Are we doing some kind of Sun Tzu's Art of War style of management?
The writing is on the wall. We should dismantle the TSA. We won't do it though.
We know that security through obscurity is a doomed idea in the long run. I am not trying to defend the purchases. I'm just trying to present a view of the lowly peon who has to operate this magic wand. They need people to believe this thing works.
Mr McCormick is a genius at spotting timely market opportunities. The only thing he missed out on is an internet startup around that idea <irony warning>.
"Meanwhile, Roe’s device had attracted the attention of the F.B.I., which tested one, determined it was worthless, and sent out a Teletype warning to law-enforcement agencies."
The FBI tested this thing, found it was bogus, and did the equivalent of writing a letter to Consumer Reports. If only the FBI were, I don't know, familiar with some kind of department of the government whose job it was to prosecute illegal interstate acts. Some kind of Justice Department maybe? It's wild that they didn't relay this to a federal prosecutor.
WAT?
This is what we use in the USA for inter-agency comms in the 21st century?
The article made me wonder whether McCormick eventually started to believe the technology actually worked. The fact that he spent hours trying to patiently explain the science behind it when first arrested suggests that either he started to believe his own story or was really, really confident in his ability to lie to others. Of course, the best liars to some extent do believe their own lies to some extent, which is what makes them so good at it....
Or he knew that what he was going to be charged with was fraud, which requires intentional deception. Therefore failing to keep up the lie would be exactly the same as pleading guilty.
If this guy can convincingly maintain the lie that he personally believes they work, then he has plausible deniability.
Terrifying to realise, in that moment, that this is all that stands between a bomb and me.
If you've ever been at an airport where they dust you with a pad (I guess for drugs?), that device could be broken and you'd never suspect it unless you had a sample of some sort.
But of course the authorities who spend the public's money on equipment must have thought about this, right?
A true anti-patriot... Possibly the most effective anarchist ever...
No seriously, this is an horrible story. I hope thy all end in jail. Karma will take care of the rest.
How ironic.
I have a batch of Positive Karma Inverter devices, do you want to buy some? It works on the nuclear quadrupole resonance principles.
The real issue is that "officials in Baghdad continue to defend the A.D.E. 651" - either through embarrassment at being conned, or simply because they believe in it.
e.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1070732
Shocking that these things are still out there.
Regardless... the responsible should be charged with murder.
The people in charge of "testing" the device before approving the purchase were probably getting kickbacks.
The prosecution opted to go for fraud over corporate manslaughter because the former was much easier to prove.
Just shows the whole Iraq project was doomed all along.
What an astounding story. A complete con, but man... I wish I had that kind of talent in sales...
take a look at afghanistan - there was never a critical mass of enough soldiers/equipment to swiftly win the war, conquer whole territory. just enough to appear winning, but not really (in reality, US lost the war, in similar way as soviets did). look what's happening with iraq - US is/will be coming back. oh gosh, what an unfortunate coincidence. is there still anybody out there convinced that iraq game was about protecting US citizens anyhow? I mean, look at the map, look 12 years back at politics, there was no threat, there is still no threat to US citizens back home. Just enough to piss off radical muslims, and radicalize rest. let's not forget we're talking about oil-richest region on the planet. yes, coincidence again...
why are there so many lobbyists in Washington? i mean these people should be put in jail for treason