"Most of the things programmers say about comments in code are excuses for not writing any comments at all"
This is true. Here is my excuse:
1. Follow all rules for writing good comments 2. Comment is now short, crisp and concise 3. Apply "Extract Function" refactoring, use comment as function name 4. Your comment is a compiled entity now 5. Write testcases for the function that explicitly explain corner cases and weird behavior 5. You have no comments in the code any more
This rule can be applied almost all the time, although it can be quite hard to use when global variables or wide scopes are used (e.g. 1000 line for-loops in C). Comments are either obvious or they're lying. Why would you write something that the compiler will ignore eventually?