Those two things are not mutually exclusive.
> Likewise, JSON is a subset of a general-purpose programming language's literal notation that happened to be very fast to parse in a browser by virtue of the browser implementing that language.
That's true. That is not in conflict with anything I said.
> The problem is that there's no one-sized-fits-all for serialization.
No, that's not true. S-exprs really are a global optimum in the space of serialization designs. All the alternatives are logically equivalent to S-exprs but with extra punctuation that makes them arguably harder to read, but inarguably harder to write. That is why S-exprs are the ONLY syntax ever designed (some would say "discovered") by humans that has been successfully used to represent both code and data.